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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7964 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.