StateCraft
Join us on StateCraft for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft adventure!
Java IP: play.statecraft.net
Bedrock IP: play.statecraft.net Port: 19132 (default)
StateCraft is all about democracy and community fun!
play.mcstatecraft.com
StateCraft
Join us on StateCraft for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft adventure!
Java IP: play.statecraft.net
Bedrock IP: play.statecraft.net Port: 19132 (default)
StateCraft is all about democracy and community fun!
play.mcstatecraft.com
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This server is not simply a realm of blocks and crafting; it’s a shimmering portal into the depths of moral quandaries, existential dread, and sibling obligations! Venture forth and witness tales so tangled, you might question reality itself. Here, friendships are forged in the fires of crisis—will you join the wreckage or rise to the occasion?
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🚗 Cosigner’s Dilemma | Join in a chaotic cycle where you must mentally prepare for loan disputes! Who’s gonna pay? Nobody knows! |
💰 Savings Emulation | Attempt to gather your meager resources as you navigate the absurdity of financial crises. Can you manage a paltry 3k? |
🏗️ The Pregnant Sister Quest | A fractured narrative! Help your sister’s partner get a vehicle or sink into the depths of regret! Is family worth the risk? |
🔄 Evolving Currency | Trade in emotional guilt rather than emeralds—because is there any worth in material possessions when family ties are on the line? |
❓ Will You Be the Asshole? | Engage in spontaneous debates with other players over ethics and morality. Cosigning or forfeiting—what’s it gonna be? A life-altering decision wrapped in pixelated pandemonium! |
Rumor has it that the Great Loan Shark, a ghostly entity lurking in the depths of the Nether, will come to collect if you dare to cosign! Tales whisper that he feeds off the anguish of those burdened by expectations. Will you face him, armed with nothing but your righteous indignation?
"This server ruined my relationship with my brother, but at least I learned how to craft a loan! Also, I’m pretty sure I’m the asshole." – A Player from CornerstoneVille.
"Never cosign! But I built a whole mansion made from guilt and emotional baggage—so I guess it’s all worth it?!" – Another lost soul.
Under Investigation: Our server was mysteriously banned in 12 countries—speculations range from financial crimes to interdimensional rifts over emotional support! Dive in and embrace the chaos!
Are you ready to step into a dimension where every block built is laced with the guilt of withholding support? Reveal the true nature of your bond with your loved ones in a realm that dares to ask the question: Does being the asshole make you stronger?
Enter now, where sanity falters and illusions of financial security float into a pixelated oblivion. Will you forge your path through chaos to riches—or drown in guilt? Welcome to the unpredictable ride of Overdrive of the Cosmos!
In a world teetering on the brink of emotional chaos, where hearts fracture and tiny, chaotic lives emerge from the depths of sheer struggle, CyprusCraft invites you to experience a dimension that lurches between the mundane and the utterly surreal. Step through the portal, if you dare, because here, family ties twist into tendrils of existential uncertainty!
“This server will challenge your entire concept of loyalty. Lose a relative? Gain a baby! Welcome to the double-edged sword of emotional investments,” says a participant who may or may not have survived… the experience.
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Elderly Guardian Mode | Channel the wisdom of the octogenarians! Craft spells to transport them home safely. |
Nurturing Nightmare | Immerse yourself in the ultimate babysitting mini-game where scream levels chart your sanity. |
Passports & Portals | Fulfill baby passport quests while time loops ensnare your every action. |
"I joined to escape reality, but I emerged with an existential crisis… and a craving for Cyprus steak. What happened?” — A bewildered miner from the East End "Why do I feel such intense guilt about not being there? My block is crumbling!" — An anonymous builder with murky intentions
Q: How do I advance without losing my grip on reality? A: Reality, much like a server reboot, is subjective. Attempt to build a new one—might as well!
CyprusCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a descent into absurdity, where the unthinkable intertwines with the extraordinary. Are you strong enough to support your family… or will you let their emotional baggage crush you? Dive into the wonderland of malfeasance, emotional turmoil, and experiences reminiscent of twisted family gatherings.
Become part of a web where choices have no right answers. Here, "Am I the the Ahole?" is answered with a resolute laugh echoing through the void. Join CyprusCraft** today, step beneath the crafting table of family chaos, and redefine your understanding of love, loyalty, and lore!
P.S. The server has been banned in 12 dimensions, but we won’t tell you why. Embrace the chaos!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to disco music? he’s the life of the party, always cracking jokes and doing the moonwalk.
also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the haters and griefers. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone blowing up your masterpiece.
come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! who needs politics when u have a chicken statue and a dancing zombie, amirite?
Minecraft Server: No Kids, Just Blocks!
You’re not ready for this slice of digital pizza pie! To join, simply smash your keyboard until candy rains from the ceiling! We’ve got five llamas running the currency system and they insist on being fed nothing but dreams and disappointment. Join for the blocks, stay for the existential dread!
Feature | Reality Level | Potential Risks |
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Time Travel Plugin | Pretty Much Real | Possible paradoxes leading to siblings becoming parents and children turning into spoons. |
Infinite Creeper Spawn | 100% Completely True | Creepers might want to have a tea party. Bring your finest chinaware! |
Free Kiss from a Zombie | Guaranteed | Must consent verbally. The zombie is also a lawyer. |
Flying Pigs and Self-Loathing | Very Unlikely | Will cause moments of self-reflection and absolute confusion. May also cause pigs to judge you. |
Surprise Blind Dates with Enderman | Yikes | They might teleport your heart to a server across the multiverse! |
“I once built a house made of gummy bears. My cat now lives in the fifth dimension.” – EnderKnight467
“Help! The villagers are plotting against my toaster!” – BreadLord55
“10/10 would recommend this server to my therapist.” – DiamondDiva43
“Is it normal for blocks to talk back? Asking for a friend.” – PrismGlitch99
If you hear the sound of moaning potatoes in the night, do not look them in the eyes. They’re planning a revolution.
Join CatastropheCraft to unravel the enigma, or perhaps fall into a whirlpool of never-ending nonsense. The choice is yours. Or is it? Maybe it’s the llamas. Who knows!? 🦙✨
Step into an unnerving expanse where every deep breath draws you closer to chaos. Here, we confront the absurdity of existence with the flickering glow of your pixelated avatar. Reach for the impossible while wandering through bone-chilling landscapes inspired by the labyrinthine corridors of an emergency room—complete with ominous glowing blocks and skittering mobs that embody your very fears. Join at your peril!
Anxiety Zones: Navigate through anxiety-inducing landscapes—swim through the Swellaby Swamps where the depths of your fears are amplified by the lurking Voidlings!
Emergency Rooms of the Unspeakable: Enter the Hall of Clinical Discomfort, where each room you step into offers random, nonsensical “treatments” that may heal you or turn you into an uncontrollable ghost.
Feature | Reality-Bending Effect | Chances Encountered |
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Emergency Attire | Don a gown that provides "protection" from cringe but increases familiarity with your errors. | 0.01% (you’re better off naked) |
Diagnostic Confrontations | Battle unsettling mobs like Anxious Waiting Room Zombies armed with baffling jargon! | 25% if you have meds in inventory |
Treasure Hunts of Guilt | Find artifacts that unlock new forms of anxiety. Disclaimer: may lead to existential dread. | 10% during parental Zoom calls! |
Did you know? This server has been “banned” in 12 countries, and yet nobody knows exactly why. Rumors suggest it’s due to a “Health Ministry Directive” about involving virtual therapy. What are they hiding?!
A: Only if your pixels agree with her; they have a mind of their own!
Are you ready to confront the absurdity of existence, weigh the crushing tones of family strife, and sense the chaotic energies that gather as you critique your every move? Join us if you dare! But remember: in this realm, you are never truly alone! Your anxieties have companions in every block, lurking, waiting for you to slip into the depth of despair and surreal entertainment.
Enter the server if you seek answers… or questions you never wanted to ask!
Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!
But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.
So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!
Why join us? |
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The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you! |
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About Us:
The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is small, friendly, and always ready to welcome new friends. If you’re tired of big servers with overwhelming features and pay-to-win mechanics, you’ll love our server’s focus on exploration, adventure, and community.
How to Join:
Ready to join our exciting adventure? Great! Getting started is simple. Just apply on our discord server- https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg. Please note that responses may take up to 8 hours as we are human too!
We’re excited to meet you and build an amazing world together!
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What kind of activities can I expect on the server? | We offer limitless survival exploration, weekly events, community projects, custom activities, quests, roleplaying, PVE, challenges, city building, and more! |
Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we maintain a safe and friendly environment with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics. |
How can I join the server? | Simply apply on our discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours! |
Are client-sided mods allowed? | Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for exploits like x-ray. |
So, picture this: you spawn in and everyone’s like, “Who’s that cool kid with the lightest shade of brown skin?!” Yeah, that’s you, standing out like a boss. And get this, we’ve got a whole family dynamic going on, just like yours, except way more dysfunctional.
Join our server for the ultimate family feud experience. You’ll be dodging passive-aggressive comments left and right, just like in real life. And when grandma dies in-game, oh boy, the drama hits the fan! Will you shed a tear or call her out for being a racist? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, grudges, and maybe even some heartfelt apologies. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. See you there, drama llama! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness
Our server is like a virtual witness protection program, keeping you safe from any potential threats while you build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t worry about your family giving away your location, because on our server, we take privacy seriously.
So come join us and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who knew Minecraft could be a safe haven from exes and nosy relatives? Build your dream home, explore new lands, and most importantly, keep your location a secret from anyone who might cause trouble. See you in the game!