StateCraft
Join us on StateCraft for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft adventure!
Java
IP: play.statecraft.net
Bedrock
IP: play.statecraft.net
Port: 19132 (default)
StateCraft is all about democracy and community fun!
play.mcstatecraft.com
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StateCraft Democracy
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SmartieSMP: Kingdoms Rising – Vanilla Survival SMP Season 6
Key Features - Player-driven world
- Kingdom Event
- Seasonal resets
- Community interaction
- PvP and raiding allowed
Gameplay Mechanics - Survival-focused
- Player-built structures
- Alliances and rivalries
- Political mind games
- Season 6 dynamics
Community Aspects - Active community
- Teamwork and trading
- Player-driven decisions
- Discord server available
Contact Information - Discord: discord.gg/2xNSY5VA7t
FAQ
- What is the main focus of the server?
- The main focus is raw survival gameplay with no plugins or pay-to-win perks.
- Are PvP and raiding allowed?
- Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, adding to the challenge of survival.
- How often are seasonal resets?
- Seasonal resets occur every 2 months to keep the world evolving.
- Can players form alliances and kingdoms?
- Players can lead kingdoms, forge alliances, and engage in political mind games to dominate the world.
- Is the community active and engaging?
- Yes, the community is known for talking, trading, and teaming up for various activities.
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Cosign Chaos: Sister’s Whip!
Welcome to the Overdrive of the Cosmos: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality!
Greetings, Traveler!
This server is not simply a realm of blocks and crafting; it’s a shimmering portal into the depths of moral quandaries, existential dread, and sibling obligations! Venture forth and witness tales so tangled, you might question reality itself. Here, friendships are forged in the fires of crisis—will you join the wreckage or rise to the occasion?
Unfolding Features (or are they nightmares?):
Feature Description 🚗 Cosigner’s Dilemma Join in a chaotic cycle where you must mentally prepare for loan disputes! Who’s gonna pay? Nobody knows! 💰 Savings Emulation Attempt to gather your meager resources as you navigate the absurdity of financial crises. Can you manage a paltry 3k? 🏗️ The Pregnant Sister Quest A fractured narrative! Help your sister’s partner get a vehicle or sink into the depths of regret! Is family worth the risk? 🔄 Evolving Currency Trade in emotional guilt rather than emeralds—because is there any worth in material possessions when family ties are on the line? ❓ Will You Be the Asshole? Engage in spontaneous debates with other players over ethics and morality. Cosigning or forfeiting—what’s it gonna be? A life-altering decision wrapped in pixelated pandemonium!
In-Game Lore & Legends:
Rumor has it that the Great Loan Shark, a ghostly entity lurking in the depths of the Nether, will come to collect if you dare to cosign! Tales whisper that he feeds off the anguish of those burdened by expectations. Will you face him, armed with nothing but your righteous indignation?
Contradictory Testimonials:
"This server ruined my relationship with my brother, but at least I learned how to craft a loan! Also, I’m pretty sure I’m the asshole." – A Player from CornerstoneVille.
"Never cosign! But I built a whole mansion made from guilt and emotional baggage—so I guess it’s all worth it?!" – Another lost soul.
Unexplained Controversies:
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Under Investigation: Our server was mysteriously banned in 12 countries—speculations range from financial crimes to interdimensional rifts over emotional support! Dive in and embrace the chaos!
- Censorship: Rumor has it that our discussions are watched by something much darker lurking in the real world. Don’t worry; it only feeds on unsuspecting co-signers!
Secret Features:
- Loan Sharks and Income Fairies: Invitations to secret minigames where actual financial advises come wrapped in riddles with no helpful answers!
- Ethical Decision-Making Events: Participate in spontaneous gatherings where players cast votes on moral dilemmas—Who hasn’t cosigned for their brother’s new van? You’ll regret it!
Join Us… If You Dare!
Are you ready to step into a dimension where every block built is laced with the guilt of withholding support? Reveal the true nature of your bond with your loved ones in a realm that dares to ask the question: Does being the asshole make you stronger?
Enter now, where sanity falters and illusions of financial security float into a pixelated oblivion. Will you forge your path through chaos to riches—or drown in guilt? Welcome to the unpredictable ride of Overdrive of the Cosmos!
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Minecraft Mourning Mayhem
Welcome to the Anomaly of CyprusCraft: The Family Dilemma Dimension
In a world teetering on the brink of emotional chaos, where hearts fracture and tiny, chaotic lives emerge from the depths of sheer struggle, CyprusCraft invites you to experience a dimension that lurches between the mundane and the utterly surreal. Step through the portal, if you dare, because here, family ties twist into tendrils of existential uncertainty!
The Great Emotional Conundrum: Survival of the Fittest Family Member
- Bitter Farewells and New Beginnings: Players must navigate the treacherous emotional landscape where one moment you are planning a funeral and the next, changing a diaper for the first time. Can you cope with the pressure?
- Mental Health Mines: Dig deep into the caverns of therapy sessions, where echoes of unresolved turmoil may guide you—or haunt you.
- Pressure Cooker Mechanics: Feel the heat! Gather resources, but beware of guilt monsters lurking around every corner, whispering “if you were just in Australia…”.
Warning: Family Dynamics Ahead!
“This server will challenge your entire concept of loyalty. Lose a relative? Gain a baby! Welcome to the double-edged sword of emotional investments,” says a participant who may or may not have survived… the experience.
Family Features (and Director’s Cut Absurdity):
Feature Description Elderly Guardian Mode Channel the wisdom of the octogenarians! Craft spells to transport them home safely. Nurturing Nightmare Immerse yourself in the ultimate babysitting mini-game where scream levels chart your sanity. Passports & Portals Fulfill baby passport quests while time loops ensnare your every action. Conspiracies of Chaos
- The Cyprus Enigma: Rumors suggest that this server exploits emotional strife to keep players engaged. What if every tear shed adds to the collective chaos meter?
- Baby Bundles of Mystery: The laughter of the innocent mingles with the cries of unaddressed guilt. How many unholy alliances are formed around the nursery?
Testimonials of the Confused and Lost
"I joined to escape reality, but I emerged with an existential crisis… and a craving for Cyprus steak. What happened?” — A bewildered miner from the East End
"Why do I feel such intense guilt about not being there? My block is crumbling!" — An anonymous builder with murky intentionsFrequently Unanswered Questions
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Q: How do I advance without losing my grip on reality?
A: Reality, much like a server reboot, is subjective. Attempt to build a new one—might as well! - Q: Can I escape the chaos?
A: Only if you heed the ‘Leave Now’ artifact, but the cost may be your sanity (and a family bond or two).
Join Us—If You Dare!
CyprusCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a descent into absurdity, where the unthinkable intertwines with the extraordinary. Are you strong enough to support your family… or will you let their emotional baggage crush you? Dive into the wonderland of malfeasance, emotional turmoil, and experiences reminiscent of twisted family gatherings.
Become part of a web where choices have no right answers. Here, "Am I the the Ahole?" is answered with a resolute laugh echoing through the void. Join CyprusCraft** today, step beneath the crafting table of family chaos, and redefine your understanding of love, loyalty, and lore!
P.S. The server has been banned in 12 dimensions, but we won’t tell you why. Embrace the chaos!
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UberCraft: No Lap Dance Zone!
The Chaotic Beach Escape: A Tidal Wave of Friendships and Regret 🚗🌊
Welcome, weary traveler, to The Chaotic Beach Escape—a Minecraft server fizzing with the frenetic energy of friendships creaking under the weight of awkwardness and unsaid words. Here, destiny pulls you into a maelstrom of decisions as questionable as the motives behind that suspiciously empty sandwich. Delve into a world where joy coexists with existential dread, and everyone is simultaneously your friend and an untrustworthy stranger!
🌌 Introduction: Dive Headfirst into Absurdity!
Strap in! You’re not just entering a server—you’re stepping into a surreal bromance of cosmic proportion, where boundaries blur and lap-sitting becomes a rite of passage. Did Sarah truly think that squish-fest would be fun? Join now, and confront the unfiltered mess of emotional wrecks and dubious travel plans. Was it a beach trip or an elaborate trap? Only one way to find out!
🚀 Features & Mechanics: What Awaits Your Fateful Adventure?
Feature Description Lap of Luxury Sit on the lap of a stranger—or a creeper. Choose wisely! Beach Reads Gone Wrong Encounter “literary haikus” of confusion while munching a sandwich alone. Lovey-Dovey Haze See if you can escape from the clutches of affection-induced sulkiness. The “You Go, Girl!” Buffer Motivate your friends into bad decisions—bonus points for chaos! Epic Uber Transport Orchestrate the most dramatic escapes when the ride gets too intense.
🌀 Player Testimonials (or Dire Warnings?)
“I once thought I could sit on the sidelines, but then the universe threw a lap in my direction. 10/10 would awkwardly squish again!” — Dave, Unpaid Psychologist
“If feeling like a third wheel is your thing, this server is your jam! My sandwich really was the highlight.” — Linda, Professional Feeler
🤔 Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)
Q: Why am I here?
A: Sand. Sun. Suffering. The tropical trifecta of chaos.Q: Is Sarah secretly an emissary of doom?
A: The truth lies in the depth of the ocean, which has now taken your plans hostage.
🔮 Conspiracy Corner: The Unraveling Threads of Reality
💡 Strange whispers of "The Cult of Sand" suggest that your presence fuels a hidden agenda of friendship-purging. Who even is James? Could he be a government experiment to study human despair under sun exposure? Are those guys truly there for the ocean, or are they fishmen in disguise?
🚧 Warning: May Induce Existential Dread
Caution! Entering this server might lead to reflection on your own friend group dynamics. Feelings of paranoia and existential crises may ensue as you question where your sandwiches came from… and why you’re sitting on a lap when you could just stand. Only the bold should venture here.
💀 Call to Arms (or Sandals): Join the Madness!
Embrace your fate! Throw caution to the digital winds, grab your friend (or don’t), and dive into the chaotic embrace of The Chaotic Beach Escape. But beware—the tides of destiny creep ever closer, and who knows what misadventures await as you navigate the murky waters of camaraderie and unease? Trust no one, especially when they offer you a sandwich.
Hit that join button or risk being forever a bystander in your own confusing narrative! 🌊👾
Welcome to your descent into madness. Good luck!
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Crafty Down Under Minecraft Server
so like, if u wanna escape all the political drama and craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got ridonkulous builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds.oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to disco music? he’s the life of the party, always cracking jokes and doing the moonwalk.
also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the haters and griefers. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone blowing up your masterpiece.
come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! who needs politics when u have a chicken statue and a dancing zombie, amirite?
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"Mooovable Minecraft Server"
Welcome to the ChaosCarrot Minecraft Server!
Here at ChaosCarrot, we have a 4-cylinder experience wrapped in an 8-cylinder blanket of PURE GUACAMOLE. Yes. You heard me right. Everything is both chill and intense, just like a fish on a bicycle! Strap your dreams to a rocket fueled by spaghetti, because we transcend the realms of watermelon torpedoes. Are you ready to mine diamonds with the rival click team of jellybeans?
Server Features
Feature Description Infinite Teleportation Download the *never-ending zip file* and find yourself stuck in a taco dimension where no tacos exist. Zero refunds! Communal Pickaxe Beast Our pickaxes are sentient and sometimes try to pick you back. Good luck! Subterranean Racing Race with other players on invisible blocks while avoiding purple lava. 50% chance of no finish line! EnderChicken Showdown Once a day, a chicken from the End dimension lays an egg, and chaos will reign. Spoilers: sometimes it’s a dragon. Mind Control Potatoes These potatoes will tell you to do things! Most of the time, it’s weird and unsettling! Unfiltered Player Reviews
“I once rode a pig into a lava ocean. It was life-changing.” – Unknown Dreamer
“Why is my shadow whispering to me? I just wanted to farm carrots!” – The Baffled Farmer
“I played for 3 hours and ended up building a monument to my cat. It’s not my cat.” – A Mystified Builder
“Every time I log in, I feel my brain cells playing musical chairs. Fantastic.” – The Nocturnal Listener
Cautionary Note
Beware the lurking moss! It may seem harmless, but it holds the secrets to the universe, and not the fun kind. You’ve been warned. Check your socks before entering the cheese portal at midnight! Keep a slice of pie close; you never know when the squirrel brigade will summon you to the pancake throne. Enjoy your stay, or whatever this is!
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Minecraft Server: No Kids, Just Blocks!
🌈 Welcome to CatastropheCraft: A Fine Wine of Chaos! 🍷💩
Why You Should Join (Or Not) 😈
You’re not ready for this slice of digital pizza pie! To join, simply smash your keyboard until candy rains from the ceiling! We’ve got five llamas running the currency system and they insist on being fed nothing but dreams and disappointment. Join for the blocks, stay for the existential dread!
Features That Will Haunt Your Dreams 😱
Feature Reality Level Potential Risks Time Travel Plugin Pretty Much Real Possible paradoxes leading to siblings becoming parents and children turning into spoons. Infinite Creeper Spawn 100% Completely True Creepers might want to have a tea party. Bring your finest chinaware! Free Kiss from a Zombie Guaranteed Must consent verbally. The zombie is also a lawyer. Flying Pigs and Self-Loathing Very Unlikely Will cause moments of self-reflection and absolute confusion. May also cause pigs to judge you. Surprise Blind Dates with Enderman Yikes They might teleport your heart to a server across the multiverse! ✅ Player Reviews 🥳
“I once built a house made of gummy bears. My cat now lives in the fifth dimension.” – EnderKnight467
“Help! The villagers are plotting against my toaster!” – BreadLord55
“10/10 would recommend this server to my therapist.” – DiamondDiva43
“Is it normal for blocks to talk back? Asking for a friend.” – PrismGlitch99
🕵️♂️ A Cryptic Warning 🕵️♀️
If you hear the sound of moaning potatoes in the night, do not look them in the eyes. They’re planning a revolution.
Join CatastropheCraft to unravel the enigma, or perhaps fall into a whirlpool of never-ending nonsense. The choice is yours. Or is it? Maybe it’s the llamas. Who knows!? 🦙✨
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ER or Not, Here I Craft!
Welcome to the Bizarre Realm of Eldritch Anxieties: Hospital Run (A Minecraft Server Experience)
Step into an unnerving expanse where every deep breath draws you closer to chaos. Here, we confront the absurdity of existence with the flickering glow of your pixelated avatar. Reach for the impossible while wandering through bone-chilling landscapes inspired by the labyrinthine corridors of an emergency room—complete with ominous glowing blocks and skittering mobs that embody your very fears. Join at your peril!
Why You Should Join This Madness… or Not?
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Anxiety Zones: Navigate through anxiety-inducing landscapes—swim through the Swellaby Swamps where the depths of your fears are amplified by the lurking Voidlings!
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Emergency Rooms of the Unspeakable: Enter the Hall of Clinical Discomfort, where each room you step into offers random, nonsensical “treatments” that may heal you or turn you into an uncontrollable ghost.
- Spawn Point of Parental Supervision: Feel what it’s like to have your mother’s eyes lurking behind every block, demanding that you put her back into your medical chart application! Will you comply? Or will you forge your own path?
The Player’s Despair: Testimonials from the Confused
- “This server changed my life! I used to have anxiety about hospitals, but now I have anxiety about… whatever this is!” – Anonymous Misguided Explorer
- “I thought jumping off a cliff was scary until I tried the Falling Heights of Maternal Guilt! Worth every pixel!” – Quivering Steve
- “Not sure why I’m here, but I am absolutely thrilled to see every aspect of my pointless existence rendered in blocky 8-bit shadows.” – Lost in the Recovery Block
Features That May or May Not Exist
Feature Reality-Bending Effect Chances Encountered Emergency Attire Don a gown that provides "protection" from cringe but increases familiarity with your errors. 0.01% (you’re better off naked) Diagnostic Confrontations Battle unsettling mobs like Anxious Waiting Room Zombies armed with baffling jargon! 25% if you have meds in inventory Treasure Hunts of Guilt Find artifacts that unlock new forms of anxiety. Disclaimer: may lead to existential dread. 10% during parental Zoom calls!
Conspiratorial Whispers and In-Game Legends
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Did you know? This server has been “banned” in 12 countries, and yet nobody knows exactly why. Rumors suggest it’s due to a “Health Ministry Directive” about involving virtual therapy. What are they hiding?!
- Legend has it, if you survive one night without picking up a medical condition, you can summon the Great Doctor! But beware—his solutions tend to be more cryptic than helpful.
Frequently Asked Questions (Meaningless Answers)
- Q: Is it okay if I ignore my mother’s demands while playing?
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A: Only if your pixels agree with her; they have a mind of their own!
- Q: Can I just play creative mode to avoid all of this?
- A: Maybe, but know that the blocky spirits of anxiety will still haunt your “safe” space!
Call to Join the Unending Chaos
Are you ready to confront the absurdity of existence, weigh the crushing tones of family strife, and sense the chaotic energies that gather as you critique your every move? Join us if you dare! But remember: in this realm, you are never truly alone! Your anxieties have companions in every block, lurking, waiting for you to slip into the depth of despair and surreal entertainment.
Enter the server if you seek answers… or questions you never wanted to ask!
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"Minecraft Server: Block Party Bash!"
🌈 Welcome to the Mind-Bending Minescape of Doom! 🌪️
Strap in your eyeballs and twist your toenails because this ain’t no ordinary Minecraft server! This is a swirling chaos of blocks and bocks, a carnival of madness where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and your rationality will take a vacation without you! If you thought you knew Minecraft, think again – we’re diving headfirst into the pixelated abyss!
💥 Server Features That Defy Explanation! 💀
Feature Description 🍕 Random Pizza Spawner Build your home, but beware! Pizzas appear and dance like angry wolves every full moon. 🔮 The Shimmering Void A mysterious portal that leads to other server’s bugs (and possibly your ex’s house). 🌌 Infinite Creepers If you ever wanted to be swarmed without the satisfaction of snacks, this is your chance! 🦄 Unicorns of Despair They poop glitter and whisper sweet nothings while plotting your demise. Caution advised! 🧟♂️ Zombie Karaoke Night Watch your friends’ faces melt as zombies belt out top 20 hits from the 1800s! 🌪️ Player Reviews (Context? What Context?) 🌊
“I went in for a slice of bread, came out with a ferret named Gary. 10/10 would ferret again!”
“Not even the spiders knew how to escape. Love it?”
“Why does the moon follow me?! Is it angry?!”
“I built a castle, and the buffet was infinite. My castle was also a buffet. Bye reality!”
“Help, my pet rock insists on running for presidency! What do I do?”
🚨 Important Warning! 🚨
If you hear the sounds of laughter echoing from the void, it means you’re in the wrong dimension. Please consult a time-traveling elder or a friendly cactus if you need to escape! But heed this: the cactus may become sentient. And if it’s humming your favorite tune, the end of days may be nigh. Seriously, check your shoelaces for worms!