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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

    2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

    4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • JunkCraft: Sneaky Snacks & Booze

    JunkCraft: Sneaky Snacks & Booze

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic it’s like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers? well, this server is the place to be! we got so many crazy things happening, it’s like herobrine himself is playing tricks on us!

    we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!

    the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!

    join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!

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  • ❤️ FluxMC❤️Anarchy, Vulture, Events💎1.9-1.21.4 Minecraft server

    ❤️ FluxMC❤️Anarchy, Vulture, Events💎1.9-1.21.4 Minecraft server

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  • Astral Dreams

    Astral Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server
    Overview
    Looking for members in a small SMP with create mods and more in store. The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the Minecraft server? The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates on when it will be available.
    What mods are available on the server? We have create mods and more in store, stay tuned for updates on additional mods.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server once it is up and running.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? Details on any whitelist requirements will be provided closer to the server launch date.

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  • EternalCraft Skylands 1.20.2

    EternalCraft Skylands 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the painful mediocrity of real life! Build your dream world and forget about your ugly face, bad teeth, and social awkwardness. Let your autistic creativity run wild as you create a new reality where you are the master of your own destiny. Don’t squander this opportunity to turn your life around and find solace in the pixelated world of possibilities. It’s like testicular torsion of the soul, but in a good way!

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  • IDCraft Minecraft Server

    IDCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this gas station encounter? Look no further than our server, where we card everyone under thirty before they can enter our virtual world!

    Join us for intense moments of carding players, nervous pacing, and tense standoffs over virtual cigarettes. Our GM has your back just like in this story, ready to support you in all your virtual adventures. And don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always refuse service to any scary or weird players.

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing louder than your booming voice in fear is the sound of creepers exploding! Join now and experience the thrill of virtual carding like never before.

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  • ConcertCraft – Boyfriend Approved?

    ConcertCraft – Boyfriend Approved?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

    Our server is like a long-distance relationship – full of boundaries and restrictions that make no sense! Dress modestly (no diamond armor allowed), don’t stay out after 9 PM (zombies come out at night, after all), avoid clubs (unless they’re creeper clubs), and definitely don’t hang out with male villagers one-on-one (they can be quite flirtatious).

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called an emotional manipulator by our admin team when you try to justify your actions. It’s like a rollercoaster of guilt and confusion!

    And don’t even get us started on the concert drama. Our server is filled with drama queens who think concerts are a waste of time and money. But fear not, you can still enjoy music in our server – just make sure to avoid any mobs that might try to ruin your concert experience.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs a concert when you have our server to entertain you?

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  • SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

    SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.

    So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.

    So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

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  • DetentionCraft

    DetentionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old school punishments like detention or writing lines? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll receive is being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day! That’s right, no more boring detentions here, just hilarious pumpkin head shenanigans.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own communist paradise, just like in north korea! u can even pretend to be a north korean troop and choose suicide over capture in ukraine, just like they do in real life! it’s like roleplaying but with a twist, u feel me? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living on the edge and making questionable life choices in a blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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