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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8761 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”