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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8181 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Ores Mined: | 5826 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!