Vanillacraft SMP: Pure Fun!

cross-platform compatibility, unique server plugins, Custom Plugin Support, elytra transportation options, Fun

Welcome to Vanillacraft SMP!

What is Vanillacraft?

Vanillacraft is a chill Minecraft server. No weird plugins, just pure fun! It’s all about the friendly community and a player-run item economy.

Join Us!

Discord: Join here
Learn More: Vanillacraft

Server Goals

Small server vibe
No annoying plugins
Just a single graves plugin (can be turned off)
Community-driven builds

Chat and Play

Talk in server chat or on Discord.
Friendly folks from all over the world.
Always someone to play with!

The Economy

We use diamonds as our main currency.
No admin shops, trade with players!
You decide how to trade.

Our Mods

Helpful mods ready to assist.
Looking for new Helpers, especially from the US!

Safety First

Backups every 10 minutes.
Coreprotect to roll back griefs.

Whitelist Info

No hard whitelist! Join and play.
Trusted players can break blocks near spawn.

Version Support

Supports both Java and Bedrock.
Join from any version since 1.8.

Build Anywhere

Build far from others, even at spawn!

Getting Around

No teleportation, use elytra or boats.
Possible minecart speed boost in the future!

How to Join?

Check out Vanillacraft for details.
Join the fun today!

TL;DR

Want a simple Minecraft server with no hassle? Join Vanillacraft now!

Vanillacraft SMP Vanilla SMP Fully Player Run Item Economy Friendly Community Java-Bedrock Cross-Play

engaging moderator support, friendly community dynamics, Community, cooperative survival challenges, Friendly

Welcome to Vanillacraft SMP!

A simple, fun Minecraft server! No fancy stuff, just pure vanilla vibes.

Server Goals

No Annoying Plugins: Just a few helpful ones, like graves and info tools.
Community Focused: Built by players, for players. Enjoy a true vanilla feel!

Chat & Play

Join the Fun: Chat in-game or hop on our Discord.
Friendly Folks: Players from all over, always someone to play with!

Server Economy

Diamond-Based: Trade items, no admin shops.
Player Run: You decide how to trade. Iron? Sure!

Moderator Team

Here to Help: Our mods are ready to assist.
Helpers Wanted: U.S. players, we need you! Apply in #apply on Discord.

Safety First

Backups Every 10 Min: Never lose more than 10 min of work.
Coreprotect: Roll back any griefing easily.

Joining Made Easy

No Hard Whitelist: Jump in and explore!
Semi-Whitelist: Trusted players can break blocks near spawn.

Cross-Play Support

Java & Bedrock: We got you covered with GeyserMC.
Version Friendly: Join from any version since 1.8.

Build Anywhere

No Limits: Build far from others or at spawn. Community area!

Getting Around

No Teleportation: Use elytra or boats on the ice highway.
Minecarts Revival: We might speed them up if the community wants!

How to Join

Launch Date: Full launch on Thursday, 19th June.
Stay Updated: Join our Discord for launch pings!

TL;DR: If you want a chill Minecraft server with no annoying plugins and a super friendly community, come join Vanillacraft!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

Live Forever, mortality, EternalNoob, eternal perspective, aging

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

essential workers, valuable services, unrecognized jobs, key roles, societal impact

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

news headlines, violence, Killed, Russian army, Indian soldiers

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

philosophers, group, Nietzsche, aristotle, kant

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

calorie intake, CaloricCraft, dietary habits, ChipsDip, indulgent snacks

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Giga muscle-girl, Optimization, KengCraft, Fists of Justice, LL modding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

Technology, generation z, physical health, Mental well-being, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Drama, House, Emotional Abuse, Dads, Family issues

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Decentralized Trading System

Welcome to Vanillacraft SMP!

What is Vanillacraft?

Join Us!

Chat and Play

The Economy

Our Mods

Safety First

Whitelist Info

Version Support

Build Anywhere

Getting Around

How to Join?

TL;DR

Welcome to Vanillacraft SMP!

Chat & Play

Moderator Team

Safety First

Joining Made Easy

Cross-Play Support

Build Anywhere

Getting Around

How to Join