Wholesome Lap in December

generational differences, Double Standard, taboo, family, comfort

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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More and More Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, gender stereotypes, gender roles reversed, household tasks, DECEMBER

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

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LazyCraft Minecraft Server

Server, lazy day, stress relief, FIRED, self-care

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

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NoGiftNoPartyCraft

bridal shower gift, tradition, DECEMBER, Crochet, complexity

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

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MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

MonthCraft, Cycle, Months, DECEMBER, autumn

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

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Santa’s Spawn Day Bash

birthday presents, Christmas presents, Birthday, Santas, Gifts

yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta know dat if u were born on Christmas, u get DOUBLE da gifts on dis server. like, santa and ur parents team up to give u da most epic loot eva. we got diamond armor for days and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowing u up. plus, if u tell us ur bday is on Christmas, we’ll throw u a virtual party with cake and fireworks. join now and celebrate ur special day like never before!

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BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, wedding weekend, Schedule, Priorities, children

Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

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Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

90s, revolution, be my dad, Life, Engineer

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

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Santa’s Blocky Workshop

Snow, celebration, DECEMBER, joy, decorations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

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Back2Basics: Where our world is so big, even our updates get lost!

Survival, monthly-reset, world, Friends, Lost

Back2Basics Minecraft Server

IP	play.back2basics.gg
Version	LATEST

Back2Basics is a one of a kind server that started in December of 2023. Our goal is to provide players with a unique place to play survival on with their friends, that isn’t stuffed with 100 random plugins.

Key Features:

Weekly Events
Proprietary, fully customizable chunk-based land-claiming system
Random Teleportation
Simple economy system
Keep Inventory
Easy Ingame Rank system
The overworld will never reset
The End will reset monthly

If this sounds like something you could be into, then let’s get Back2Basics!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate Minecraft account to join our server.
Are there any banned items on the server?	Yes, we have a list of banned items to ensure fair gameplay for all players. You can find the list on our website.
How do I claim land on the server?	We have a chunk-based land-claiming system that you can use to protect your builds. Simply follow the instructions in-game to claim your land.
Can I play mini-games on the server?	Currently, we only focus on providing a survival experience for our players. However, we may introduce mini-games in the future.