December Update MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AncientCrafters 1.20.2

2024 Annual Survey, Website, chat channel, The Final Dawn, varlamore

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like the eel edition of servers, but not really because eels are slimy and gross. Anyway, this server is like Project Zanaris on crack, with a December update that will blow your mind.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the 2024 Annual Survey they have going on. It’s like taking a survey, but with a Minecraft twist. And don’t even get me started on the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn. It’s so epic, you’ll be fletching arrows like a pro in no time.

And if you’re a total noob and don’t know what to do, they got quests and diaries to keep you busy. Plus, their communication and info game is on point. With a website, wiki, Twitter, and even a chat channel called fart cc (yes, you read that right), you’ll never be out of the loop.

Oh, and did I mention they have the /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Olympics, but for Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Or at least mildly entertained.

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AncientCraft 1.21.2

The Final Dawn, project zanaris, October 2024, skilling competition, Merry Christmas Edition

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna have the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join our server! We got more updates than your grandma’s Facebook page on Christmas.

Imagine fletching arrows while fighting dragons in Varlamore – The Final Dawn! It’s like a Game Jam VI on steroids, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the quests and diaries – it’s like trying to navigate through a maze of memes and madness.

Check out our website, wiki, and Twitter for all the latest shenanigans. Join our chat channel “fart cc” for some quality banter.

Oh, and did I mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s gonna be lit, fam. Don’t miss out on the chance to flex your Minecraft skills and compete with the best of the best.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole of insanity and join our Minecraft server now! Let’s get weird together, baby!

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AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Politics, Online Community, Defeat, ftw, smp

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

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BabyRage Minecraft Server

hospital visit, social anxiety, academic pressure, family pressure, avoidance

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

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WeddingDramaCraft

standing up for spouse, sibling relationships, wedding day drama, emotional distress, bridezilla

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?

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WeirdEatsMC SMP – 30 characters

strange cuisine, unique dining, unusual tastes, uncommon delicacies, adventurous eating

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the weirdest thing you’ll eat is a golden apple covered in slime from a slime chunk! But hey, at least it gives you super strength and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Fear Factor” challenge, where players have to eat the most disgusting Minecraft foods imaginable, like rotten flesh stew or spider eye soup. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life.

So come on, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, food-filled world!

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BoomerBlockz

Preferences, personal growth, aging process, changes, habits

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Then join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely of candy, ride unicorns through enchanted forests, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring adult world behind and join our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server today!

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BlockyBrits vs. Israel

suspension, diplomatic relations, international relations, weapons, military equipment

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking sheep! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even britain is expected to suspend some arms sales to israel just to play on it! true story bro, the queen herself was spotted building a castle made entirely of diamonds on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! also, did we mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

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RentFreeCraft

financial independence, financial independence journey, financial independence retire early fire, financial independence strategies, RentFreeCraft

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got diamonds rainin’ from da sky and pigs dat poop out gold bars! Like, who needs a job when u can just chill in our server and be rollin’ in da dough, ya know? Plus, our server is so lit, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon races, like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a fire-breathin’ beast through da skies? So, ditch da real world and come join us in our wacky Minecraft universe where da only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few exploding creepers, but hey, dat just adds to da fun, amirite?

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AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

behavioral health, AngryCraft, Behavioral Disorders, Recovery, mental health

so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!

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