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DECEMBER

  • PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

    PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash
    so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

    if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

    so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

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  • TariffTangoCraft

    TariffTangoCraft
    so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

    but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

    and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

    so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

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  • CraftyInflation9.5

    CraftyInflation9.5
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.

    we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.

    join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!

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  • NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

    NaziCraft: Zurich Summit
    come join our epic minecraft server where german afd politicians and militant neo-nazis meet up for a wild time in switzerland! we have crazy events near zurich where two afd politicians speak and hang out with the swiss neo-nazi group junge tat and blood & honour members! it’s a party you don’t want to miss! build your own nazi fortress and fight off the enemies with your afd politician buddies! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!

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  • Wholesome Lap in December

    Wholesome Lap in December
    come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • NoGiftNoPartyCraft

    NoGiftNoPartyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

    Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

    And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

    So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

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  • MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

    MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!
    so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

    join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

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  • Santa’s Spawn Day Bash

    Santa’s Spawn Day Bash
    yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta know dat if u were born on Christmas, u get DOUBLE da gifts on dis server. like, santa and ur parents team up to give u da most epic loot eva. we got diamond armor for days and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowing u up. plus, if u tell us ur bday is on Christmas, we’ll throw u a virtual party with cake and fireworks. join now and celebrate ur special day like never before!

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  • BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

    BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

    On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

    Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

    Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

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