Join us and experience the thrill of having secret traps set up behind your back, only to discover that there are even more traps waiting for you on your other back! It’s like a never-ending game of cat and mouse, but with explosions and laughter instead of claws and whiskers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to defend their coop at all costs. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Or will you end up as just another feather in his cap?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be sure to watch your back…and your another back!
we got diamonds growin’ on trees and emeralds rainin’ from the sky. you wanna ride a dragon into battle? we gotchu covered, fam.
we even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their sick moves. trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it.
so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for them fake recoveries, ain’t nobody got time for that!
Join us for epic adventures where you never know who might be the imposter trying to sabotage your builds. Will it be Steve? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman? The suspense is killing us!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most sus-tastic Minecraft server around!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Progress Level | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Fill out a short application on the discord server here. |
| How many players are on the server? | It’s a small group of players. |
| How far has the server progressed? | Not too far, still early on in the game. |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!
Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
We are Vanilla MineCart server on version 1.20.4
Season 2 has recently started! We also have VoiceChat (PlasmoVoice), an addon for your own music on the disc, an EmoteCraft plugin and a good, paid AntiCheat!
Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!
IP – mc.mine-cart.ru:8787
Discord – https://discord.gg/KGcr7HSShs
Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/
Server documentation – https://docs.mine-cart.online/
hd.mine-cart.online
Join us for a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through different worlds and genres. From magical girls fighting evil demons to isekai adventures in strange new lands, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Every season is a new season on our server, with crazy sequels that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic battles, heart-wrenching romances, and hilarious comedy all in one place?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.