Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about getting hurt again! Unless, of course, you count the time when someone stole all of our diamonds and built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of our base. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?
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PainfulPVPPranks Minecraft SMP
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RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server
If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and leave your ex in the dust. Our server is so lit, even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why waste time on someone who doesn’t appreciate your mining skills? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
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FakeRecoveryCraft
yo yo yo come join dis server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave. dis server is so lit, even the zombies be breakdancin’ in the streets.we got diamonds growin’ on trees and emeralds rainin’ from the sky. you wanna ride a dragon into battle? we gotchu covered, fam.
we even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their sick moves. trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it.
so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for them fake recoveries, ain’t nobody got time for that!