imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a massive battle between giant chickens and evil zombies. it’s chaos, man, but it’s so much fun. and then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. it’s like, what even is happening, but you can’t stop laughing.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with flashing lights, funky music, and dancing villagers. it’s the party of the century, and you’re invited.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. like, who wouldn’t wanna be the king of this crazy world?
so, yeah, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.
Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!
So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?
Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!
But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?
So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!
For too long Villagers have been held captive by their Steve Overlords… but no longer. THE VILLAGERS HAVE CAPTURED YOU! At Villager Prison, you and many others have been captured for the sole purpose of mining emeralds. Any attempts at escape are futile. You may join at your convenience, but you will never leave.
Villager Prison is a completely unique and custom coded Minecraft Prison Server. The server offers a vanilla-like mining experience with a completely unique block-based rank progression. You are working under the reign of the Emerald Empire, a group of Elite Villagers that capture players to fund their trades.
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| Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Java | Yes |
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
| Whitelist | Yes |
| Version | 1.21 |
Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with semi-vanilla gameplay. The world expands with each Minecraft update rather than resetting, allowing players to work on large projects and enjoy the game with a community of like-minded players.
Draconicraft welcomes adult players who are looking for a chill and respectful gaming experience. Players from all around the world are part of the community, with English as the primary language for communication.
Some of the additional features on Draconicraft include Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, and more. The server also uses Simple VC for in-game chatting and DynMap for easier orientation.
To join Draconicraft SMP, join the Discord Server provided and fill out the application form to get started.