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UraniumProlifNoMore

advanced reactors, concerns, decades-old, ENERGY, Enrichment, high-assay, international agreements, low-enriched uranium, new, non-proliferation, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, policy implications, proliferation risks, Promotion, reactor technologies, safeguards, SECURITY, uranium, UraniumProlifNoMore, weapons potential

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR PICKAXE DROP? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT WEAPONS MADE OF HIGH-ASSAY LOW-ENRICHED URANIUM! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! YOU CAN BLOW UP CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH NUCLEAR POWER, BABY!

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE REACTOR TECHNOLOGIES! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES THAT MAKE REDSTONE LOOK LIKE A JOKE! YOU’LL BE BUILDING REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT’LL MAKE HERMITCRAFTERS JEALOUS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S NUCLEAR BLAST OUR WAY TO VICTORY! BOOM!

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	6223	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Votes:	5551
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!

AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

aita, aunt, AuntieShame80thBashGFgoneGrandNoMore, Binge Eating, Birthday, conditional love, Confrontation, cruel comment, dog boarding, family drama, Girlfriend, grandmother, house sit, LEAVING, Narcissistic, panic attack, Publicly Shamed, Relationship Navigation, self-control, weight, well-being

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	213

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama – but only in the game, of course!

Looking for a place to escape from the craziness of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even tame a dragon or two – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re worried about family drama following you into the game, fear not! Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is which block to place next. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

introspection, negative behavior, overcoming toxic traits, personal growth, recognizing flaws, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self reflection, self-accountability, self-awareness journey, self-awareness practice, self-criticism, self-destructive habits, Self-examination, self-improvement journey, SelfAwareTrash, toxic behavior, toxic patterns, toxic trait, ToxicCraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only toxic trait you need is a love for chaos and craziness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!

But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.

CraftyCougarHygieneTips

advice, aging gracefully, beauty, CraftyCougarHygieneTips, Experience, Grooming, health, hygiene, knowledge, Mentorship, Older Women, personal care, reddit, self improvement, self-care, skincare, Tips, wellness, wisdom, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

CraftyKremlinWarz

Analysis, Assessment, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Crisis, dead end, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, military intelligence, pentagon, russia, SECURITY, Situation, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like, so epic, bro. Like, the Pentagon intelligence is all up in arms about it, saying it’s the next big thing in the world of gaming.

They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.

So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

cancer risk, CHEK2 variants, Chek2Craft, dna testing, Fun, genetic counseling, genetic counseling recommendations, genetic health, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic risk assessment, genetic screening, genetic testing, genetic testing guidelines, GenoScreening, genotype, germline, health screening, hereditary cancer, hereditary conditions, personalized medicine, personalized screening, Precision medicine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got personalized screening recommendations for germline CHEK2 variants cuz why not? like, who wouldn’t wanna know their genotype while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers?

imagine this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a notification that you have a CHEK2 variant! but don’t worry, we got you covered with personalized screening recommendations. talk about multitasking, amirite?

plus, we got the craziest stories of players finding rare CHEK2 variants while exploring the vast world of our server. like, one time, someone found a CHEK2 variant in a chest at the bottom of the ocean! who knew genetics could be so exciting in minecraft?

so come join us for a wild ride of mining, crafting, and discovering your genotype. you never know what kind of CHEK2 variant you might stumble upon next!

CraftyIdentity Minecraft Server

built it, Carry that with you, change the world, cheated death, CraftyIdentity, Future, He’s the two of us, left my mark, legend, Minecraft, my friend, Now do you remember, Server, Sun Wukong, thank you, What you were meant to do, Who you are, written your own history, Wukong, your own monkey

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can become the legendary Sun Wukong himself! Join us and cheat death just like Wukong did, leaving your mark on the world. Together, we can write our own history and change the future of this server.

Imagine building your own monkey empire, swinging from tree to tree like the true Wukong you are. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can be a legendary hero with powers beyond imagination? Join us and become a part of this insane adventure where anything is possible.

So grab your staff, put on your monkey suit, and get ready to conquer the world as Sun Wukong on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Thank you, my friend, for choosing to be a part of this legendary journey. Let’s swing into action together!

Minecraft SMP: TickleMyIZombie

ever happens, Minecraft, nothing happens, smp, Something New, TickleMyIZombie, tkmiz, Waiting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6904	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!