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Cake Party Time!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	77
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

LastMealCraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Laughs Never Stop

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4282
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the best brownie in the world – you’ll never know how amazing it is until you try it! Age is just a number on our server, so forget about society’s rules and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater castles. So if you want to swim with the dolphins and build some insane underwater creations, this is the server for you! Join now and experience the madness for yourself.

FrostyFuntime: Snowball Shenanigans #183

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7, also known as the “Gradient of Souls” update.

Watch our hilarious ASMR video on YouTube where we showcase the new features: Click here

Check it out here

Platforms available: Android, iOS, and PC (but PC is recommended for the ultimate experience). Download the game from our main site: Get it now

Current and upcoming events include a Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the exciting “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay, and the heart-pounding “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for the upcoming “Endless” Battle where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs. It’s a wild ride, trust us.

Don’t miss out on our current and upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, Tess, and more. It’s a gacha lover’s dream come true!

And let’s not forget about the new outfits available for your favorite characters. From the “Apprentice Maid” look for Cherno to the “Merry-in-Exile” outfit for Tess, we’ve got it all.

Join our community on the /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and fill out the Friends Form to connect with other players. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7 and let the fun begin!

20 Days of Minecraft Madness

college, Communication, coping mechanisms, Days, emotions, freckles, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Loneliness, madness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, redhead, rejection, rejection sensitivity, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, unrequited love

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cutest redhead girls can’t resist the temptation to join!

Join us for over 20 days of non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs a freckled-faced college crush when you can build your own empire in our virtual world?

Our server is so lit that even ghosts can’t resist haunting our pixelated lands. Maybe that cute redhead girl is too busy battling zombies and creepers to text you back!

So come on, join us and show that redhead girl what she’s missing out on. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s minecraft and chill together!

ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the future of shonen anime is in safe hands…literally! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where all their favorite shonen anime characters came to life. Imagine battling it out with Goku from Dragon Ball Z or teaming up with Naruto from Naruto to take down evil mobs. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful LOLZ you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become a part of something truly EPIC. The future of shonen awaits!

Blocky McBlockface

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5871	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5444
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where living in Nicaragua or Costa Rica is better than living in France! Why, you ask? Well, on our server, you can surf on lava instead of water, ride llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Pig that poops out golden apples, and the Chicken Army that will follow you around and protect you from any danger.

So why live in France when you can join our crazy, wacky, and totally INSANE Minecraft server? Sign up now and start your adventure today!

Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	101
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a GIGANTIC chicken try to fit inside a player’s character? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players are always coming up with the most outrageous challenges and stunts, making every day a new and exciting experience.

And don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one mentioned above, our community of RUFFIANS will always have your back. They’re always ready to lend a hand or a sword, whatever the situation calls for!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

ShockCraft: Where Creepers are the New Cyborgs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers ride on the backs of pigs, zombies break out into dance parties, and Endermen wear top hats and monocles. That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll find on THIS server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes, ride on the back of a flying llama, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Farms Harvested:	398
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we banish all talk of race and embrace the true essence of gaming – building, exploring, and having a blast!

Join us for a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing. No more boring discussions about race, just pure, unadulterated fun!

Imagine a place where you can escape from the real world and dive into a realm of creativity and adventure. That’s what our server offers – a safe haven from all the societal noise.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment or discrimination. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where race doesn’t even cross our minds!

Crafty Scrolls: Elder LOLs Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. Found a problem? Have a suggestion? Hit us up using the “Contact” button at the top right of the site, because we actually care about your feedback (unlike your ex).

Our server is so lit, we even have an SKSE AE Update tracker to keep you in the loop with all the latest updates. And don’t even get us started on our characters – they’re so cool, they have their own stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your existence.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Lore and Lore Accessories section to immerse yourself in a world of knowledge and history. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got character sheet workdocs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the adventure begin!

Nightmare-Free Minecraft Fun Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Ores Mined:	8804	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle against an army of evil chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking a giant toilet castle here, folks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Dancing Creeper. Legend has it that if you can catch one, it will teach you the secret dance moves that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a year of non-stop laughs and adventure? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (well, besides that one time you accidentally ate a whole cake in one sitting).