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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8965 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 157 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 2865 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!