| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4555 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5341 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5324 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4730 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7509 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1864 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 441171 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2865 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7427 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8214 | Votes: | 9398 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7400 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
