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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5536 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Votes: | 9775 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 381 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.