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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2844 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.