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BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8632	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8309	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4319	Star Shards Collected:	89
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

CircusCraft: High Cost Living

affordability, budgeting, Carnival, circus, CircusCraft, consumerism, cost, cost of living, economic reality, economic theory, Economy, Expenses, financial burden, financial strain, financial stress, HIGH, high prices, income inequality, inflation, Lifestyle, Living, living expenses, market trends, societal issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

Achievement Diary, bond price changes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, hallowed sepulchre instances, INFORMATION, Minecraft, miscellaneous changes, new player, new slayer boss, oldschool runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, the araxyte, twitter, Updates, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7310	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2669	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the Hallowed Sepulchre Instances – where you can battle epic monsters and uncover hidden treasures like never before!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!

And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!

MineCraft Endwalker Server – XIVG

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Costa del Sol, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, IASIP, In-game Events, Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Sophia, Spooky Club, x files, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us for in-game events that are more epic than a diamond sword, like our Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Our Moogle Treasure Trove event is happening until June 24th, where you can find more loot than a chest in a stronghold. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until 7.0, it’s so fun even Herobrine would join in!

Plus, our PvP Series 5 is happening until 7.0, so gear up and get ready to battle like never before. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, join us for our meetups where you can party with other players in locations like Balmung, Shirogane, and even a Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup in Costa Del Sol!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness?