Imagine a world where you can splurge on designer shoes and handbags without your husband giving you the silent treatment. Build your dream mansion with a $500k addition and pay off your mortgage like it’s no big deal. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every diamond block you mine could lead to a fight with your spouse over spending habits. Don’t worry, our community is here to support you through all your virtual and real-life struggles. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent on?
Just like how I kept my finances under wraps, this server will keep you on your toes with hidden dungeons, secret passageways, and surprise loot drops. Who knows what riches you’ll uncover in the depths of our virtual world?
And just like how I finally came clean about my net worth, you’ll have to team up with other players to uncover the server’s biggest secrets. Trust no one, because you never know who might be hiding a diamond sword up their sleeve.
So come join us on this server where secrets are revealed, alliances are tested, and fortunes are waiting to be discovered. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).
Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?
And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! ðąðĨ
come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! ðĪŠâïļ
so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! ðēððŪ
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Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
We will always strive to…
| Rules |
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| No excessively offensive language |
| No politics or other controversial topics |
| No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits |
| Do not disturb other players’ property |
| Do not build too close to other players |
| Be respectful to others and be kind! |
| No advertising |
FAQs:
1. Can I use mods on the server?
- Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.
2. How do I report a player for breaking the rules?
- You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.
3. Are there any restrictions on building structures?
- While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.
4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?
- Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.
5. Is PvP allowed on the server?
- Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.
6. How often is the server backed up?
- The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!
Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!
