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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3701 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!