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Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

custom ROM, recommended phones, Android Apps, open source, creeper

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

carrier variants, Android on iToy, open source, recommended phones, apex edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

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CraftyCommiesMC

Trump’s agenda, International cooperation, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Diplomacy, foreign policy

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is all about chaos and craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of cozying up to Russia in order to make America great again! Who knew that building blocks could be so politically charged? Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of international relations while building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world!

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Bird Flu Detector 3000

airborne, early warning, Farm, bird flu, animal health

come join our EPIC minecraft server where we have a biosensor that can detect airborne bird flu in the game! in just five minutes, you can find out if any of your virtual chickens are sick and save the sample of the microbes for further analysis (because virtual science is important, duh). we even provide a range of the pathogen concentration levels detected on your virtual farm, so you can be a virtual hero and save all the virtual animals. join now and save the virtual world from a virtual epidemic!

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Unknown Server

Mining, unknown, rapid mining, stone pickaxe, covid

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name Unknown

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Version Unknown

Player Count Unknown

Features – Slow mining experience– PvP zone– Pig spawner for food– Furnace rooms for cooking

Frequently Asked Questions

Gameplay

Q: What was the mining experience like on the server?

A: Players started with either an iron or stone pickaxe and had a slow mining experience compared to modern servers.

Rules

Q: Were there any specific rules in the server?

A: The rules are unknown, as the description provided doesn’t mention them.

Plugins

Q: Did the server have any unique plugins?

A: The server had features like a PvP zone, pig spawners, and furnaces in rooms, but specific plugins are not mentioned.

Community

Q: How was the community on the server?

A: The community atmosphere and interaction details are not provided in the description.

Monetization

Q: Did the server have any monetization features?

A: Monetization details are not mentioned in the description.

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Survival recall youth 20+ server minecraft

Survival, 20, Minecraft, Server, recall

The description of the server server “Survival Recall Youth 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

no2d.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Server Name	Unknown
IP	Unknown
Version	Unknown
Player Count	Unknown
Features	– Slow mining experience– PvP zone– Pig spawner for food– Furnace rooms for cooking

Pain of Existence Realm

finding strength, self reflection, Existence, life struggles, Pain

Why You MUST Join Our Server (Or Else!)

Are you *not* on the verge of existential collapse? This might be your fault! Join us in the digital abyss where reality distorts like a potato in a microwave. It’s the best Minecraft server according to the voices, or is it the worst? Who can truly tell? Whispers of laughter echo in blocky voids while you mine your own sanity! Before you question everything, remember: the more you log in, the less you *will* log out!

Features of the Mind-Bending Chaos!

Feature	What It Actually Is
Endless Creeper Entities	The creepers are you. You are the creepers. All explode at once, but none at all!
Flying Blocks of Cheese	Not just a snack, but a revolting culinary experience. Taste the blocks, if you dare!
Free Fall into Oblivion	The server’s trademark feature! Gravity doesn’t exist – or does it? Leap and question your choices!
Unending Nighttime	What if the sun never set? Watch as the shadows embody your regrets constantly!
Incomprehensible Language	All messages are translated into gibberish! No one knows what you are even trying to say!
Random Block Swap	Everything you build randomly becomes a door. Doors lead to paradoxes!

FAQ: Your Illusions Explained (Or Not)

Q: How do I join? A: Clicking might work, unless you are just a figment of my imagination. Did you exist before, or are you merely a reflection in a dark mirror?

Q: What version are you running? A: The version of your fears! Check your memory. Are you real? Is this server even here?

Q: Will my progress be saved? A: Only if you can remember what progress is! If you can’t trust your brain, can you trust a server? It’s all fluid like cheese.

Random Reviews from the Paradoxical Realm

“What, in life, causes you the most pain?” – A deep question from one of our players, or possibly a lost soul? Who’s to say?

“The end is near, and it tastes like cupcakes!” – That person was probably right! Or were they…?

“What a delightful disaster, like fireworks in a blender!” – Sounds *great* and utterly terrifying!

CallCraft: MeetingMishap

phone call, Sensitive, CallCraft, high school, ashamed

🌟🌈🚀 WELCOME TO THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! 🚀🌈🌟

🤣🤣🤣 SO, LISTEN TO THIS HILARIOUS STORY! 🤣🤣🤣

📱📞 SO, THIS ONE TIME, THIS COACH WAS TALKING DURING A TRACK TEAM MEETING AND THIS PLAYER GOT A CALL FROM THEIR LITTLE SISTER! 📱📞

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ THE COACH WAS LIKE “WHY YOU TAKING A CALL, THAT’S AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY!” 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

🤣🤣🤣 BUT THE PLAYER WAS LIKE “I GOTTA MAKE SURE MY SISTER IS OKAY, DUH!” 🤣🤣🤣

🚨🚨🚨 THEN THE COACH WAS LIKE “NO PHONES DURING PRACTICE!” 🚨🚨🚨

😭😭😭 THE PLAYER WAS SO EMBARRASSED, THEY CRIED AND LEFT THE MEETING! 😭😭😭

🚀🚀🚀 BUT HEY, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PHONE CALLS OR COACHES! 🚀🚀🚀

🔥🔥🔥 WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND THE BEST COMMUNITY EVER! 🔥🔥🔥

🌈🌈🌈 JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF LAUGHS! 🌈🌈🌈

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DreadCraft

DREAD, fear, concern, apprehensive, anxiety

Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing but a measly iron pickaxe to show for it? Are you sick of being attacked by creepers every time you try to build your dream castle? Well fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil skeletons with your trusty diamond sword. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your front yard. Want to explore a mysterious underwater temple guarded by a giant squid? We’ve got that too!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, ride on the back of a flying pig, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Fossil Fuel Fakes: News Ad Misfits

Propaganda, misfits, climate change, major news organizations, climate crisis

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest adventures eva! we got dragons dat can do da macarena, unicorns dat fart rainbows, and creepers dat tell dad jokes!

u can build ur own castle made outta jello, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named fred!

we also got secret treasure hunts, where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet!

come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur wifi connection)!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization

Why You MUST Join Our Server (Or Else!)

Features of the Mind-Bending Chaos!

FAQ: Your Illusions Explained (Or Not)

Random Reviews from the Paradoxical Realm