Are you tired of boring old Reddit bans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a ban on all X links! Why, you ask? Because our server is haunted by a mischievous X-shaped ghost who will haunt your blocks and steal all your diamonds if you dare click on an X link. But don’t worry, our expert ghostbusters are on hand to protect you and your precious loot. Join now for a spooky good time and a chance to outsmart the X ghost!
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RedditCraft: NoXLinksBan
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VanceCraft Abortion Riot
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.
oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.
Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.
So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.
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ControversialCrush – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the players are all secretly aliens from Mars. It’s like a crazy circus mixed with a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form!And get this, the controversial trait that everyone finds attractive in their significant other on this server is if they can juggle flaming cats while riding a unicycle. I know, right? It’s totally insane but also kinda hot in a weird way.
So if you’re into wacky adventures, bizarre romances, and just all-around craziness, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to unicorn fur, then maybe stay away. But everyone else, come join the fun!
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Solarion SMP
Solarion SMP Overview
Server Launch Date January 10, 2025 Active Members 20-30 Server Location Arizona, US (welcoming players worldwide) Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there age restrictions for the server?
A: Yes, Solarion is an 18+ server.
Q: What features are available in Season 5?
A: Shopping District, Games District, Community Centre, and Special Event Coordinators for fun server events.
Q: What plugins are available on Solarion SMP?
A: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, CoreProtect, Axgraves, Simple Voice Chat, Armor Stand Tools, Player Sleep, and Bluemap.
Q: How can I join Solarion SMP?
A:
- Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/WfxQCkdu9J
- Fill out an application
- If your first application doesn’t meet the criteria, you can revise and reapply.
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OathSideMVP – Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are like veterans and service members, right? And they’re all like taking this oath to be on the side of the people, not the president! It’s like some crazy role-playing server where you gotta fight for the little guy and overthrow the government or something, I don’t know man, it’s wild! Join us if you wanna be part of this epic revolution against the system, bro! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftRevolution #VetsUnite #DownWithThePresident
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PixelPurge: AI Apocalypse
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join our server and witness the chaos as our AI-controlled mobs wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. That’s right, Google’s AIs have joined the game and they’re not holding back! From zombie pigmen riding on creepers to skeletons shooting fireballs, you never know what to expect next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground base where players can team up to take on the evil AI overlords in epic battles. Will you emerge victorious or be turned into a blocky pile of rubble?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who needs peaceful building when you can have explosive chaos instead?
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CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!
oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!
and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!
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EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!