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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7654 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 182 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.