Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where first-year drivers are banned from driving late at night with two or more passengers. But wait, there’s more! This ban isn’t just for safety reasons, it’s because these drivers are actually zombies in disguise! That’s right, you’ll have to navigate the treacherous roads and avoid getting eaten by undead drivers while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Join us now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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Have fun on the Doca SMP where when you die, you get a permanent negative effect, and after enough deaths permanent heart loss! It’s not all that bad, killing certain mobs like the warden or a rabbit gives orbs which when enabled give you special effects such as shrinking you to the size of a rabbit with jump boost and speed! Enjoy the SMP with custom armor, events, punishments, and orbs!
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RedYeastRiceRiot
haha come join our epic minecraft server, where the bosses are so scared of our red yeast rice tablets that they resign after 80 deaths! like, who even knew that could happen in minecraft, right? but seriously, these bosses couldn’t handle the heat of our crazy server where anything can happen. join now for a chance to take on the red yeast rice boss and show them who’s boss! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride.HamasHostage Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride at disneyland. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the macarena. our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.join now and you might just find the lost city of atlantis hidden deep within our server. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamond armor. who knows what adventures await you in our wacky world.
plus, our staff is so friendly they’ll give you a virtual hug every time you log on. and if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our minecraft server!
JobQuotaRiotCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!
join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!
CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?
join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers
so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft!PixelPollutionCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t die from pollution like in India! we guarantee only 1 out of 100 deaths are caused by air pollution on our server, and that’s only if you forget to wear your virtual gas mask! join now for a breath of fresh air and a chance to survive longer than the average indian citizen!ExtravertedSmoker420
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!
MicroCrafterz | Vaxxed & Villagers: Italian Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have microorganisms running wild and causing chaos! you’ll never know what tiny creatures will pop up next to challenge you in your quest for survival.we have a critical analysis of all-cause deaths during covid-19 vaccination in an italian province, because why not? who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have a dose of real-life drama mixed in with your gaming experience?
join us for insane stories of epic battles with microscopic foes and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).