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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4087 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1413 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).
And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.
