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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3421 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 3219 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Star Shards Collected: | 280 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!