lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!
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Ebolacraft Minecraft Server
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GraveGamer Minecraft SMP
Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.
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CreeperCarnage
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way you can die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, the possibilities for death are endless and absolutely ridiculous!Join us and experience death by being tickled to death by a horde of baby zombies, or maybe you’ll meet your demise by getting smothered in a pile of fluffy bunnies. And let’s not forget the infamous death by falling anvils – it’s like a cartoon come to life!
But wait, there’s more! How about getting eaten alive by a pack of rabid chickens or suffocating in a room filled with nothing but llamas? The crazier the death, the better on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous deaths imaginable!
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AfterlifeChatMC
Picture this: you die in Minecraft and respawn in the afterlife. But instead of just wandering around aimlessly, you get the chance to have a one-hour chat with anyone you want. And guess what? We have a Minecraft server where this is a daily occurrence!Join our server and chat with famous historical figures like Cleopatra, Albert Einstein, or even dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs can talk in the afterlife here). Want to have a debate with Shakespeare about his plays? Go for it. Interested in getting fashion tips from Marie Antoinette? She’s got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our afterlife server also has mini-games like “Heavenly Hide and Seek” where you can hide from angels or “Hellish Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato (don’t worry, it’s not real fire).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and have the afterlife experience of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a ghost pirate or have a tea party with a unicorn. The possibilities are endless in our afterlife server!
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DrinkAndDigMC
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Death by Creepers!
Are you tired of dying in Minecraft from the usual suspects like creepers, skeletons, and lava? Well, on our server, the real cause of death is actually… falling anvils! That’s right, our world is filled with gravity-defying anvils just waiting to drop on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate anvil apocalypse!But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of killer bunnies who have taken over the server. These fluffy but deadly creatures will stop at nothing to protect their territory, so watch your back or you might just end up as bunny chow!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a cursed diamond mine where players who dare to venture in never return the same. Rumor has it that the diamonds are cursed by a vengeful witch who will haunt anyone who dares to steal her precious gems. Will you risk it all for riches, or will you fall victim to the witch’s curse?
Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, death is only a falling anvil away… 😉
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Zombie Selfie Apocalypse
so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz, like, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. plus, there’s a hidden portal that takes u to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. it’s, like, totally epic and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us before the zombie apocalypse happens and we all become, like, photos in a history book or something.
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MacBeth’s C-Section Adventure
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
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Dying4Diamonds Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the most lit place ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, I swear it’s true!But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. And if you join now, you’ll get a free llama ride to the moon!
So come join us on this crazy server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing Justin Bieber songs. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!
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Pixelated Perils
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing that kills you is a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our server, the danger is real! From killer bunnies with a taste for human flesh to zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, you never know what’s going to come after you next. Join now if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of what is going to kill you some day!