so, like, u know how u take those daily multivitamins thinkin ur gonna live forever? well, turns out they actually make u more likely to die! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we got the solution for u – join our minecraft server and u’ll be immortal! like, seriously, u won’t die in the game or in real life. it’s like a magic potion but in minecraft form. so come join us and live forever in blocky paradise!
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VitaCraft: Die Faster, Live Funnier
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Aligned
Basicly this is a survival server with a twist, every kill you get a random positive/remove a negative potion effect and every death you get a random negative or you loose on of your positive
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CreeperCoffins: No Guarantees!
come join our minecraft server, where we have coffins with LIFETIME GUARANTEE! yes, you heard that right. no need to worry about respawning, just respawn in your coffin and keep on playing like nothing happened. plus, our coffins come with built-in disco lights and a mini fridge for all your snacks. who wouldn’t want to join a server where death is just a party waiting to happen? don’t miss out on the coffin fun, join now!
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ZombieCraft: Death Doesn’t Make You a Saint
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy workplace story! Join us for a chance to encounter virtual coworkers like Leah, who may not like you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, we won’t make you sign any sympathy cards for them!Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual coworkers about their trash talk and disability accusations. Will you stand up for yourself like this brave player did, or will you choose to take the high road and ignore the haters? The choice is yours on our server!
And who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a ghostly Leah haunting the virtual aisles of our home improvement store. Will you sign her ghostly sympathy card or continue to stand your ground? The possibilities are endless on our server!
Join now for a workplace experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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3 Minutes to Mine
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most morbid questions have a place! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where car accidents are a thing of the past and the only thing bleeding out is your creativity! Choose your favorite song to play in the background as you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret to immortality hidden somewhere in our pixelated paradise! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best (virtual) life!
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AfterlifeCraft Server
Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest mysteries like what happens after death? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the answer! Join us and find out if you respawn as a chicken or get to ride a rainbow unicorn through the afterlife. Who needs to worry about the meaning of life when you can be building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks instead? Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together, one block at a time!
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FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures
So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!
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Respawn in Heaven
Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!
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BlockyBanter
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream, right?).
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like being chased by a pack of zombies or about to be executed (in-game, of course), just remember our server motto: “If you’re gonna go out, go out with a bang!” So come join us and let your final words be, “I regret nothing… except not joining this server sooner!”
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DunnCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build the most insane structures like giant toilets and flying llamas. we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and golden apples. the admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went to the moon. join now and be part of our wacky adventures!