Death MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Not Today, Creeper!

VALUES, Priorities, Survival, perseverance, mortality

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can literally never die? well, u found it, my friend. on this server, u are immortal. u can jump off cliffs, get blown up by creepers, fall into lava, and u will still be standing. it´s like u have 100000000000 hearts or something.

not only that, but we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them. yes, u heard me right. flying pigs. and they poop diamonds. it´s like a dream come true.

also, did i mention that the trees on this server grow pizza instead of leaves? yep, u read that right. pizza trees. just imagine all the toppings u could have.

so come join us at xxx.NeverDie.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server u´ve ever seen. trust me, u won´t regret it.

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TombstoneTroller – Minecraft SMP

Inscription, Eternity, Farewell, Minecraft, TombstoneTroller

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. But beware, for the cake was actually a lie and the diamonds were cursed! But hey, who doesn’t love a good curse, am I right?

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon named Fluffy who farts rainbows. What more could you possibly want?

So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP. Your tombstone will read “Here lies [Your Username], died laughing on the best Minecraft server ever!” Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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BillionaireDeathDay – Minecraft SMP

opportunity, gamble, BillionaireDeathDay, Risk, 1 billion dollars

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this crazy Minecraft SMP I just joined! It’s like, so lit, you have to join ASAP! Like, they’re giving away 1 BILLION DOLLARS to anyone who joins, but get this, if you say yes, you’ll find out when you’re gonna die! How insane is that?! But like, who cares about that when you could be rolling in dough, am I right? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and you have to solve riddles to get in. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! And the best part is, there’s a secret society of llamas that control the whole server. I heard they can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of emeralds. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #treasurehunt #billiondollarclub 🤑🦙💰

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MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!

Complications, CDC, measles cases, Measles Vaccine, Epidemic

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!

WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!

PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

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FamousDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

mourning, Remembrance, famous person, FamousDeathFeels, Legacy

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a creeper blew up my house and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But then the admin came and gave me a new house made entirely out of emeralds, like what even is this server?!

And let me tell you, the community here is just so supportive, like when my pet pig ran away, everyone banded together to search for him and we found him chilling in a cave with a bunch of skeletons, like what a party animal! And the best part is, the server has a secret underground disco where we all go to dance and have fun, it’s lit AF!

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head, it’s totally worth it, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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BrotherGoneBanter

coping, relationships, Guilt, Support, Argument

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to forget about your guilt over electric skateboard accidents and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, without any death certificates or tantrums in sight.

Need a break from feeling like you’re not a priority to anyone? Come join our server and become the top priority of all our virtual villagers! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead?

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual spouse who won’t threaten divorce at the drop of a hat!

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BatCraft: Deadly Dining

Illness, BatCraft, Dining, Mystery disease, Virus

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world where bats make u sick and stuff. we promise no bats in our server, only epic adventures and building stuff. forget about the mystery disease in DR Congo and come play with us instead. u won’t regret it, unless u build a house out of bat poop lol.

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Born Above, Die Below, Ground Level

LEVEL, REBIRTH, Born, Life, contemplation

join our epic minecraft server because we have a secret underground city where all the cool kids hang out. we have a roller coaster that takes you straight to the center of the earth where you can high five satan himself. our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. plus, we have a secret society of chickens who wear tiny tophats and monocles. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure where you’ll be at ground level and beyond at the same time. it’s like math, but way more fun!

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CongoPlague Minecraft Server

medical mystery, Crisis, Infectious Disease, rapid onset, community tragedy

lol come join our minecraft server where u can escape from the deadly illness that is sweeping through congo!! we got potions that can cure anything, even a zombie bite!! plus, our world is filled with secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the infected mobs!! join now before it’s too late and u become a part of the zombie apocalypse!! #survivalofthefittest #minecraftmadness

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

behind, Week, Terrorist, Terrorism, Gaza deal

join our epic minecraft server where even terrorists can’t escape their fate! this server is so lit that even the most notorious criminals can’t catch a break. come witness the chaos as players battle it out in a world where anything can happen, including falling to your doom just when you thought you were safe. who needs real life drama when you can experience all the thrills and spills in the virtual world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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