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  • BlockyBlunders: BlameIsrael, DemandProbe

    BlockyBlunders: BlameIsrael, DemandProbe
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, YOU’LL BE LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF RUNNING AROUND TRYNA SURVIVE. OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE SCARED TO BLOW UP.

    WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE WITH YOU LIKE YOU’RE THEIR LONG LOST BROTHER. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DIAMONDS, THEY’RE SHINIER THAN A UNICORN’S FART.

    AND IF YOU THINK PVP IS YOUR THING, WE GOT A PVP ARENA THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER PICKED UP THAT SWORD. YOU’LL BE SLICING AND DICING LIKE A NINJA ON STEROIDS.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE EVEN THE SHEEP HAVE ATTITUDE. YOU WON’T REGRET IT…OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT EITHER WAY, IT’LL BE A BLAST!

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  • InstaDeathCraft

    InstaDeathCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for killer chickens armed with diamond swords, lava-filled swimming pools, and even a pack of rabid wolves that only respond to Taylor Swift songs!

    Join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where danger lurks around every corner. Trust us, you’ll never look at a harmless chicken the same way again!

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  • BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder

    BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base just like the white house but way cooler. we got diamonds for days and a pet creeper that loves to blow stuff up. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

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  • VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected

    VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we protect you better than covid vaccines protect against hospitalisation and death! we got over 5 million players in new zealand who can vouch for us, bro. our server is so lit, you’ll be protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to take you down. plus, our boosters are like power-ups that make you invincible. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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  • RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

    RespawnedInMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • BlockyGenetics

    BlockyGenetics
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.

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  • HamasCraft: Unsealed & Unleashed!

    HamasCraft: Unsealed & Unleashed!
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it literally sets ur screen on fire? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest ride at disneyland but in block form. trust me, u won’t be bored for even a second on this server.

    there’s this one time, right, where a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. and then another player tried to steal the eggs but got chased by a pack of angry wolves. it was like a real-life soap opera but with pixelated animals.

    also, did u hear about the secret underground city that some players discovered? apparently, it’s full of treasure chests and hidden traps. one player even found a portal to a whole new dimension where the blocks are made of candy. i kid u not, it’s like willy wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that happen every night. players go all out with their enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like a medieval showdown but with more explosions. u gotta see it to believe it.

    so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • PedestrianPulverizer

    PedestrianPulverizer
    So, like, imagine you’re just walkin’ down the street in Japan, right? And outta nowhere, a freakin’ TEEN comes flyin’ outta the sky and lands on top of you, squishin’ you like a pancake! But get this, it was all on a MINECRAFT server! Like, how crazy is that?! Join our server and maybe you can be the next teen to take the ultimate leap of faith! It’s like skydiving, but with a twist! So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and see if you can land on top of someone too!

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  • GraveyardGamerz

    GraveyardGamerz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe! Join us and you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Elvis Presley himself! That’s right, the King of Rock and Roll is alive and well in Minecraft, and he’s throwing the party of the century. You won’t want to miss out on shaking your pixelated booty with Elvis!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for the legendary diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe of a famous pirate who sailed the Minecraft seas. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AfterlifeAntics Minecraft SMP

    AfterlifeAntics Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing waiting for you after you die is respawn? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to come back to life! That’s right, forget about heaven or hell, on our server, the afterlife is a party! Join us now and see what awaits you on the other side of that portal!

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