Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Mali rebels runnin’ around killin’ soldiers and Wagner mercenaries like it’s nobody’s business! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battle in the safety of a virtual world. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, so u can look fly while u fight for survival. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and become a legendary warrior in our epic Minecraft server!
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RebelCraft Minecraft Server
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BlockyVaxNation
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!
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KharkivKhaosCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky Jailbreak: 100+ Quota Riot
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a prison break in Bangladesh but without all da death and stuff! We got protesters stormin’ all over da place tryna fight for dem quotas but all u gotta do is join dis server and u can be da ultimate protester, fightin’ for ur rights in a virtual world! Plus, we got like over 100 peeps already joinin’ so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. So come on, join dis server and let’s start a revolution in da world of blocks and pixels!
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BabyBoomCraft
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even babies are dying to join? Literally, the number of babies under 1 year old who kicked the bucket in Texas after some crazy abortion ban went into effect skyrocketed by 13%! But don’t worry, the rest of the country only saw a 2% increase in baby deaths, so you know this server is where all the action is at. Join now for a killer time and some seriously twisted gameplay. Let’s go, baby!
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CaliphateCraft: No griefing, only building!
come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than the Islamic State in Syria! we’ve got over 4,100 ways to have a blast, literally! our caliphate may have collapsed, but our server is still going strong! build your own empire and watch it crumble like the real caliphate did! join now for a killer time!
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CraftyCreeperCrew
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can BLOW STUFF UP just like dem suspected female suicide bombers in Nigeria! We got crazy TNT parties and explosions that will make ur head spin! Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz who needs peace when u can have BOOMS?! #minecraft #explosions #crazyfun
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BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.
Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!
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StarveCraft: SudanWar
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than sudan’s civil war! we got 2 million players starving for some fun, so come on and help us feed their hunger for adventure! the world may not be watching sudan, but they sure as heck are watching us cause we’re lit af! join now and be a hero in this virtual battlefield of blocks and mobs! let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real action is at!
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BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness