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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8962 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Mines Excavated: | 2398 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
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