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  • Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

    Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!
    so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

    join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

    so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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  • Pixel Bandage Emporium

    Pixel Bandage Emporium
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! We got this sick Minecraft server that’s like a high-tech electric bandage for your gaming wounds! You know those slow-healing wounds caused by losing in PvP or falling in lava? Yeah, we got you covered, fam!

    Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills heal faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We’re talking game-changer levels of healing here, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind!

    Forget about those other servers that leave you feeling like a noob with no hope. Our server is the real deal, the MVP of Minecraft servers. Plus, we heard that joining our server can increase your chances of finding diamonds by, like, a million percent. Yeah, you heard that right!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft legend with our electric bandage of awesomeness! Let’s do this!

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  • MetalManiaCraft

    MetalManiaCraft
    Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

    This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

    New Minecraft Server
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