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DeathCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic and outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From falling anvils to surprise lava traps, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or on your face, in some cases). So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and test your Minecraft skills to the limit, look no further. Join us now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired taste, activities, appreciation, books, change of heart, Childhood, DISLIKES, Evolution, favorites, Food, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, hobbies, interests, Maturity, movies, Music, Nostalgia, perspective, Preferences, TASTES

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Holy Grails Found:	1

Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.

Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.

But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	82
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

aircraft, arms deal, blocked sale, blockwars, CEO, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, eurofighter, european union, fighter jets, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, negotiations, political maneuvering, sale, Türkiye

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because we got Eurofighters flying around everywhere, like, pew pew pew.

the CEO dude was all like, “yeah, Türkiye wants in on this action,” but then Germany was all like, “nah, bro, you can’t have any fun.”

but, like, on this server, you can fly those Eurofighters and blow stuff up, man. it’s, like, totally rad. so come join us and let’s cause some chaos together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Time Traveling Monkey Madness

alien sightings, Alternate Realities, conspiracy theories, cryptid sightings, dominant species, evolutionary changes, extraterrestrial encounters, Future, long tail tags, madness, Mammals, MONKEY, monkeys, mysterious creatures, paranormal activity, past, Screwed Up, speculative fiction, Time, time travel theories, time travellers, Traveling, unexplained phenomena, vertebrates

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

QuantumLeakCraft

Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, energy leakage, General Relativity, gravitational collapse, new study, PHYSICS., quantum theory, quantum-mechanical effects, QuantumLeakCraft, scientific discovery, scientific research, Scientific theory, space exploration, theoretical analysis, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical study, ultra-intense light

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BLACK HOLES FORMIN’ FROM INTENSE LIGHT, YO! BUT WAIT, NEW STUDY SAYS DAT AIN’T TRUE BECAUSE QUANTUM MECHANICS BE LEAKIN’ ALL DA ENERGY! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA CRAZY SHIZ HAPPENIN’ IN DIS SERVER, IT’S OUTTA DIS WORLD! LITERALLY, WE GOT BLACK HOLES AND STUFF, IT’S WILD! #QUANTUMMINECRAFTFUN #ENERGYLEAKAGEPARTY

Zone Unknown SMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ores Mined:	7416
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

[WIP] Non pay to win server network starting with an SMP, all in game items will be available to acquire through play time as well as completing quests, jobs and trading.

81.16.176.237:25589

GOPCraft Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, gop, GOPCRAFT, Minecraft, party affiliation, party loyalty, party membership, party registration, party registration process, political beliefs, political party, Politics, red state politics, registered republican, Republican candidate, republican party, Republican voter, right leaning, right wing, Server, voter registration, Voting

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Votes:	6665
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who registered as a republican! That’s right, you never know what kind of political drama you might stumble upon while exploring our virtual world. Join now for a chance to witness epic debates over building regulations and tax policies in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? Join us today for a truly unique gaming experience!

SeasonPassMinecraftSMP

dlc, downloadable content, game developers, game development, game publishers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., in-game purchases, microtransactions, multiplayer, online gaming, season pass, SeasonPassMinecraftSMP, Single player, video game

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Animals Bred:	127	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by forming alliances with other players. But be careful, because there are secret traps and challenges around every corner.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a taste for chaos? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that only the bravest adventurers can find.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a season pass to the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WalletWars Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, boyfriend’s wallet, Communication, couple dynamics, disrespectful behavior., financial boundaries, laundry day, long term relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral faux pas, personal belongings, personal space, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, shared living, sharing, Trust, WalletWars

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Buildings Constructed:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing everything – except for wallets apparently! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this player’s boyfriend freaked out over touching his wallet.

On our server, you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even share a toothbrush or two (just kidding, please don’t do that). But be warned, some players might draw the line at sharing wallets, so be sure to ask permission before borrowing any in-game currency.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the drama of a laundry day gone wrong, all while battling creepers and zombies in a pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can avoid becoming the next victim of wallet-gate!

ColorfulCrafterz

colorful accents, colorful home decor, colorful homes, colorful palette, ColorfulCrafterz, community living, community standards, front lawn, Hoa, Home decor, house colors, house painting, LANDSCAPING, neighbor complaints, neighbor disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood gossip, neighborhood relationships, painted pavers, personal expression

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, earth-toned Minecraft servers with strict rules and regulations? Do you want a community where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires? Then join our server, where colorful houses and wild gardens are not only accepted but encouraged!

Just like the OP who dared to paint their house in fun peachy colors with ladybug pavers, you can unleash your inner artist and create a masterpiece in our Minecraft world. And if any grumpy neighbors like Paul try to rain on your parade, just tell them to “grow up and get the f*** over it” – because on our server, we embrace the bold and the beautiful!

So come join us and be a part of a community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only rule is to have fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself cracking up like the OP’s niece at all the outrageous antics that go down in our colorful world. Don’t be a Paul, be a trendsetter – join our Minecraft server now!