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  • BlockyBoobies – Save the Pixels!

    BlockyBoobies – Save the Pixels!
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the mortality rates of breast cancer in women over 74! we have magical potions that can cure any ailment, including cancer! our pixelated world is filled with healing crystals and enchanted flowers that will keep you healthy and strong.

    we also have a special quest where you must defeat the evil breast cancer boss who is terrorizing the land. once you defeat her, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and gold!

    so come on over to our server and join the fight against breast cancer while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew saving lives could be so much fun?

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  • Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

    Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server
    Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

    So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

    I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

    And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

    So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun

    AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun
    come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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