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Death Rates

  • BlockyBoobies – Save the Pixels!

    BlockyBoobies – Save the Pixels!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the mortality rates of breast cancer in women over 74! we have magical potions that can cure any ailment, including cancer! our pixelated world is filled with healing crystals and enchanted flowers that will keep you healthy and strong.

    we also have a special quest where you must defeat the evil breast cancer boss who is terrorizing the land. once you defeat her, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and gold!

    so come on over to our server and join the fight against breast cancer while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew saving lives could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

    Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

    So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

    I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

    And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

    So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun

    AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BootyCraft: Digging for Dat Ass

    BootyCraft: Digging for Dat Ass

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about big booties because we know that’s what the American culture loves. Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers and jiggly pigs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Booty, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Booty Genie. So what are you waiting for? Come shake your pixelated booty with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MotherCraft: Where even the creepers say their prayers!

    MotherCraft: Where even the creepers say their prayers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is like “Whoa, that’s too much for me!”

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that make you fly, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

    So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • slogsmp

    slogsmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, this is a server like every other pvp, survival and your local hardcore server. this server will be active once i put it on tebex and everything 🙂

    147.135.31.220:25714

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VampCraft Survival

    VampCraft Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vampcraft Is a small survival server looking for people to come join! By voting for our server will help us get new people into the server! Thank you for reading this and by Voting will get people in!

    107.155.68.226:50008

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nanatsu no Taizai Modded Server – 7DSNation

    Nanatsu no Taizai Modded Server – 7DSNation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Started in 2018, this is a 7 Deadly Sins anime server. We have a modpack that can be found right here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/7dsnation.1295786The real-time map is here:www.7dsnation.enjin.com/mapa

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    Started in 2018, This server is based in the anime 7 Deadly Sins (Nanatsu no Taizai). We have a modpack where this can be found at: [url=www.technicpack.net/modpack/7dsnation.1295786

    ]www.technicpack.net/modpack/7dsnation.1295786

    [/url]You can check the real time map at www.7dsnation.enjin.com/mapa

    See you there, Sin !

    7ds.dbnation.us:25511

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Luxorcraft

    Luxorcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: luxorcraft.vultam.host

    luxorcraft.vultam.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MetaCloud Vanilla 1.20.4 (with economy) Minecraft server

    MetaCloud Vanilla 1.20.4 (with economy) Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla survival with economy, + making another server (military-political)

    trading platform, coins, earning coins, buyer, clans.

    play.cloud-meta.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP