death rate Minecraft Servers

death rate Minecraft Servers

  • Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

    Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 6343
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

    Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

    Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

    Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5033
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Mines Excavated: 4196 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Respawn City Minecraft Server

    Respawn City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8286
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Chimeras Created: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonelyCraft: Where even creepers have company

    LonelyCraft: Where even creepers have company
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2991
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Farms Harvested: 956
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and avoid becoming one of those sad statistics, where you can build a virtual home and never be alone again! with over 1000 players online at all times, you’ll never run out of friends to play with.

    our server is so lit, even the ghosts of those 40,000 people are haunting it, giving you a spooky and thrilling gaming experience. you can team up with them to build the most epic haunted house ever seen in minecraft history.

    we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential real-life disasters, like a zombie apocalypse or a giant meteor heading towards earth. our server is basically a survival guide for the end of the world, so why wouldn’t you want to join?

    plus, we have a special event every month where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual bling?

    so come on over to our server and join the madness. who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ukrainian Roulette Minecraft Server: 30 Russians for 1 Ukrainian

    Ukrainian Roulette Minecraft Server: 30 Russians for 1 Ukrainian
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3318
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Votes: 5740
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the death rate is 30 Ukrainians for every 1 Russian player. Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve got a never-ending supply of NATO stocks that need to be emptied, and what better way to do that than with a good old-fashioned massacre?

    But don’t worry, this server is all in good fun (we promise). So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to fight for your life in the most absurd battle you’ve ever seen. Who will come out on top – the Ukrainians or the Russians? Only time will tell on this chaotic server where anything goes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and be prepared for non-stop action, outrageous storylines, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

    ”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 596
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

    So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

    BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6883
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

    F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2844
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Farms Harvested: 451
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7203
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Revolution

    Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3441
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebiasCraft: The Science Server

    DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8048
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

    Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1033
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft16: No Takebacks

    MomCraft16: No Takebacks
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7914
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

    Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakersAnonymous

    BlockBreakersAnonymous
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9267
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 781
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

    Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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