death rate Minecraft Servers

Death Rate

  • Cannibal Laughs Server

    Cannibal Laughs Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can avoid the rare ‘laughing sickness’ that has a 100% death rate from cannibalism!

    we have a secret potion that will protect you from the deadly disease, made from unicorn tears and dragon scales.

    come build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    our server IP: cannibalismIsBad.About.minecraft

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

    Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

    Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

    Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

    Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Respawn City Minecraft Server

    Respawn City Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LonelyCraft: Where even creepers have company

    LonelyCraft: Where even creepers have company

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and avoid becoming one of those sad statistics, where you can build a virtual home and never be alone again! with over 1000 players online at all times, you’ll never run out of friends to play with.

    our server is so lit, even the ghosts of those 40,000 people are haunting it, giving you a spooky and thrilling gaming experience. you can team up with them to build the most epic haunted house ever seen in minecraft history.

    we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential real-life disasters, like a zombie apocalypse or a giant meteor heading towards earth. our server is basically a survival guide for the end of the world, so why wouldn’t you want to join?

    plus, we have a special event every month where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual bling?

    so come on over to our server and join the madness. who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ukrainian Roulette Minecraft Server: 30 Russians for 1 Ukrainian

    Ukrainian Roulette Minecraft Server: 30 Russians for 1 Ukrainian

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the death rate is 30 Ukrainians for every 1 Russian player. Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve got a never-ending supply of NATO stocks that need to be emptied, and what better way to do that than with a good old-fashioned massacre?

    But don’t worry, this server is all in good fun (we promise). So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to fight for your life in the most absurd battle you’ve ever seen. Who will come out on top – the Ukrainians or the Russians? Only time will tell on this chaotic server where anything goes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and be prepared for non-stop action, outrageous storylines, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FireCraft: Museveni’s Warning

    FireCraft: Museveni’s Warning

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fire than uganda’s president museveni warning his citizens bout protests. we got so much fire you’ll be playing with it like a pro. but don’t worry, we got fire extinguishers too in case things get too lit.

    our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the white house with obama and trump breakdancing together. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and mobs that’ll make you question your sanity.

    join now and be part of the most fire server in all of minecraft. but remember, don’t play with fire unless you’re on our server. it’s lit fam. 🔥🔥🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GhostWipeGang

    GhostWipeGang

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ghost wipes more often if u have short term memory loss!! imagine mining for diamonds and then suddenly they disappear cuz u forgot u had them!! it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion that u won’t find anywhere else!! come join the fun and see how many times u can forget ur progress in one day!! it’s a wild ride u won’t want to miss out on!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CivBlock

    CivBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    CivBlock is a Civilization Minecraft Server that focuses on Geo-Political Roleplay, PvP, Economy and Lore. We are currently in Alpha Testing developing our custom plugins and systems.

    Join our amazing community!

    play.civblock.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NuraCraft Minecraft Server

    NuraCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as real as the diamonds they mine! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and gossip about Steve’s fashion choices.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Real Female MC, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of rare loot and cute animal companions. Rumor has it that if you can befriend her, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely out of blocks who guards a treasure trove of emeralds and ancient artifacts. Just be careful not to get too close, or he might give you a hug with his tentacles of doom!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with the Real Female MC by your side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP