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  • BuzzCraft Minecraft Server

    BuzzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6418
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the same old buzzwords like “innovative” and “cutting-edge”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the epitome of absurdity and chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4891
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5369 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

    Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!

    KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1836
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Farms Harvested: 172
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Dragon Eggs Found: 3666
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how biden banned that kaspersky software? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even biden would wanna play on it! join us and build crazy stuff with your friends, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our server is so secure, even russia can’t hack it! come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PresiCraft23

    PresiCraft23
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2110
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 506937 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! Why join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And guess what? That chicken is a mod on this server! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) Let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • Cove-Craft SMP 1.21: Where the creepers are polite and the Endermen bring you flowers.

    Cove-Craft SMP 1.21: Where the creepers are polite and the Endermen bring you flowers.
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 151
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Animals Bred: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cove Craft SMP

    Welcome to Cove Craft SMP

    Overview:

    Server Type SMP
    Community Size Smaller, looking to expand
    Player Requirements Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week
    Server Reset Only on major updates

    Join Us:

    If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server
    What are the player requirements to join? You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week
    When is the server reset? The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22)

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  • CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server

    CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 7826
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft server where things are never as they seem! Want to move your character while pressing buttons? Well, you better be a master at Twister because that’s the only way to make it work here. We believe in pushing your coordination skills to the limit, so if you prefer using a Mouse+Keyboard, we’re sorry to say you might be a little loopy.

    But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineFunkG – Minecraft Server for Friday Night Funkin’ Fans

    MineFunkG – Minecraft Server for Friday Night Funkin’ Fans
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 171
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 300
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! We’re not just about building blocks and surviving the night, we’re all about Friday Night Funkin’ madness! Join us for some funky fun as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

    Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhaleWhispererMC

    WhaleWhispererMC
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2919
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mines Excavated: 1386
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic comic book collecting adventure in Minecraft history!

    Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!

    But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.

    So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCrafted Minecraft Server

    LoveCrafted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4230
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Potions Brewed: 111
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Emeralds Found: 5652
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Animals Bred: 133

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the married folks out there looking for some excitement. Join us and create unforgettable memories with your spouse as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.

    Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.

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  • OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

    OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8734
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

    Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

    Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

    So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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