Players: |
110/200 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
59 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
2 |
Star Shards Collected: |
236 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
2 |
Animals Bred: |
150 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Dragons Tamed: |
4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
18 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.