The Friendliest Cross-Play Server!
NotSmartSMP is the place for players who just want to chill and build. No PVP here! (Sorry, cracked users, not for you.)
Free Real Estate: Own up to 10 chunks! Keep those griefers away!
Join now and make some friends while you build!
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Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.
And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!
join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server ๐๐
we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies ๐ท๐ ๐ฎ and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! ๐๐
come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! ๐๐๐
Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!
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We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:
| Features |
|---|
| Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime |
| Establish bases anywhere in the world |
| Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District |
| Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience |
| Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord |
| Active staff and protection plugins |
| Frequent events with prizes |
| Colosseum Arena warp for PvP |
Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens! It was chaos, but oh so worth it.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords and shoot fireworks at each other. And don’t even get me started on our giant maze made entirely out of cake. Yes, you heard me right, a cake maze!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
