*disclaimer – The minecraft server is still in development and some features are not yet available.
What you can find on our server:
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– Creative modes: There is a flat and a natural generated world for those who just love to build!
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– Fun minigames: Mini games will constantly be available as a source of income. These include the following:
- Scavenger Hunt: A PVP world where players must find chests of varying qualities. They are able to return to survival with the things they found, but cannot bring things into the scavenger world.
- Rockets and Crossbows: A fast paced PVP world where players are pitted in a death match against each other with only rockets, crossbows and elytra.
- Skyblock: A standard skyblock world for everyone to work together to build a sprawling flying metropolis!
- Many more to come! I am still in the early stages of development with this server, but I have many great plans for minigames to come!
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– A wholesome community: Community is a central focus on our server. We encourage interaction and fellowship between our players. That’s why we have a discord server of course! When you join please be sure to read the “Getting Started” category. Be sure to take the time to introduce yourself to the community and make some friendos!
Join us here 🙂
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– Fun events: There will be fun events like server-wide scavenger hunts for extra special rewards, building contests for various public structures, art contests, as well as fun social events on discord like movie nights, jackbox, and so on.
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– Friendly Staff: Being friendly, supportive, and helpful are all required traits of the staff. If you have any issues going on please do not hesitate to come to us and we will get it all sorted out!
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