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ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	5512
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	3486
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	183	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2056	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	80
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

Begins.., It’s, long trail, madness, Minecraft, organic, organically, Originally, Over.., OVERLOAD

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	914880
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2789
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8259
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?