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NoSleepNoDieCraft

creative death, death brainstorming, death choice, death creativity, death decision, death fantasy, death ideas, death imagination, death innovation, death options, death planning, death preference, death scenario, death selection, imaginative death, NoSleepNoDieCraft, unconventional death, unique death, unusual death

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	111
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimension Hops:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	2796	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4821	Blood Moons Survived:	3

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.