MurderRIP: Steal Hearts, Win!

competitive minecraft, pvp community, open world, lootable claims, team power systems

Welcome to Murder | LifeSteal Teams

Join the Fight!

Welcome to Murder | LifeSteal Teams, a wild Minecraft server where PvP and teamwork rule! Here, players build teams, claim land, and battle for the top spot. Every kill means you take a heart from your foe!

Key Features:

Active Gameplay: If a team goes quiet for 48 hours, their land can be raided. This means more loot for active players!
Custom Features: Enjoy shield timers, claim resets, and team power systems that keep the game fresh and fair.
Always Something Happening: Grind with pals, defend your base, or plan your next raid. The action never stops!

Why Join?

Fast-paced fun
Cool plugins
A PvP-loving community

Think you can survive? Or maybe even rule? Join now and show what you got in the world of Murder!

murder.rip

Trade & Trenches: Towns & Tactics

high stakes combat, Dynamic Bounty System, Forge Alliances, Secure Towns, player-engagement

Trade & Trenches

Welcome to Trade & Trenches! Here, you can build your own safe town, make pals, and change the world around you.

Our cool economy lets you trade and get rich. But watch out! If you die, you lose hearts.

Join the fun with a bounty system, chat with players in-game and on other apps, and explore our nice world from high up.

Join a lively group and make your mark on the server!

67.222.144.105

Midgard Heart Steal SMP

powerful gameplay, Intense battles, death consequences, rise to dominance, strategic alliances

Midgard LifeSteal SMP

Welcome to Midgard!

Survive, grow strong, and steal hearts from foes. Every kill makes you mightier.

Key Features:

Custom Economy Trade and earn in a world of risk.
Death Bans Death means more than just a respawn.
Heart Trading Swap hearts and gain power.

Join the fun. Can you survive the steal?

207.180.200.88:25600

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

confusion reaction, unexpected, Cool, what the fuck, weapons

Yo, bro, forget snipers, come join our Minecraft server where we have exploding sheep and flying pigs! It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland, man. You’ll be questioning reality and laughing your ass off at the same time. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just dive in and let the madness consume you, bro. Let’s gooooo!

BrownieGate Minecraft Server

BrownieGate, Minecraft, brownie, Yelling, no

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying no to sharing brownies is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether realm! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and delicious baked goods.

Our server features a unique storyline where players must navigate the treacherous world of family dynamics, where brownies hold the power to tear relationships apart. Will you stand your ground like a true warrior, or will you succumb to the pressure of sharing your precious brownie slices?

Embark on quests to find the ultimate brownie recipe, battle against evil mobs who crave your sweet treats, and forge alliances with other players who understand the importance of dessert boundaries.

So come join us on this epic journey, where brownies are more than just a snack – they’re a symbol of power, defiance, and deliciousness. Just remember, on our server, saying no to sharing is a bold statement that could change the course of your Minecraft destiny.

CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

wife’s projects, therapy sessions, Marriage, CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong, silently giving up

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.

SeductiveCraft SMP

SeductiveCraft, attraction, Intimacy, seductive actions, smp

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever but in block form! We have llamas that can twerk better than Cardi B, and our sheep are trained to breakdance. Plus, our creeper fireworks show every night will blow your mind (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have a secret underground dance club where they bust out the sickest moves you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves who can moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to drop sick beats that will make you groove all night long!

DebtCraft2020

trump, budget deficit, economic impact, political promises, budget management

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to add 4.5 trillion diamonds to your virtual wallet! Just like Trump promised to add trillions to the national debt, we’re here to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Build your own wall, start a trade war with neighboring villages, and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and debt-free fun!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Minecraft, Server, Ukraine, Allies

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE TRUMP WILL TAKE OVER UKRAINE AND THEN COME FOR US NEXT HAHAHAHA. WE GOT DIAMONDS, CREEPERS, AND A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH CAKE. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO CAN FLY AND SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE TRUMP BUILDS A WALL AROUND OUR SERVER. #SAVETHECAKE #TRUMPSUCKSLOL.

PutinCraft: G7Oops!

Allies, foreign policy, international relations, global affairs, readmitted

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff happenin than trump sayin russia should be back in the g7! like, imagine if russia was actually in the server and they were buildin giant vodka bottles instead of houses! that would be wild, right?! plus, we got this secret underground base where all the creepers hang out and plot their explosions, it’s like a creepin party down there! and if you join now, you get a free pet llama that spits diamonds instead of spit! so come on, join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

Death Consequences

Welcome to Murder | LifeSteal Teams

Key Features:

Why Join?

Trade & Trenches

Midgard LifeSteal SMP