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LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Items Found:	3739	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1556	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	8084
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	232	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	4168	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!