🔥death by heart blockage Minecraft Servers

ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

Attacks, dangerous technology, death by aneurism, death by heart blockage, death by stroke, death in fiction, fantasy gadgets, fatal consequences, fictional devices, growth ray, Heart, hypothetical scenarios, impossible inventions, medical risks, mortality risks, science fiction, shrink ray, ShrinkCraft, size manipulation, size-changing devices, speculative fiction, speculative technology, Tiny, unrealistic inventions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Aid Edition

aid, Assistance, Charity, civilians, Community Outreach, Conflict, Crisis, distribution, Donations, eastern europe, Edition, FOREIGN AID, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Outreach, Peacebuilding, relief efforts, russia, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, so like, on this server, we got Ukrainians straight up delivering humanitarian aid to peeps in Russia’s Kursk Oblast. Like, how crazy is that? You can join this server and be part of the epic adventure of helping out those in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and meet a talking cow named Boris. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the world one block at a time!

MetaAnimal1v1Craft

1v1 fights, adaptation, aggression, Behavior, biology, Combat, Competition, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Instincts, living animal, Meta, MetaAnimal1v1Craft, Nature, predator, prey, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tactics, Techniques

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	65
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

lol this server is like the ultimate showdown for all the animals in minecraft. like, did you know that every animal has a secret meta for winning 1v1 fights? like, cows have a secret karate move that can knock out any opponent, and chickens have a super speed attack that can leave you dizzy. it’s like a battle royale but with animals, and it’s totally insane. join now and discover the hidden powers of all the creatures in minecraft. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

AgeBurst44n60Craft

44, 60, AgeBurst44n60Craft, aging, aging milestones, aging patterns, aging process, Aging research, aging study, biology, BURSTS, discovery, genetics, health, human biology, humans, LIFESPAN, Longevity, research, scientists, study

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

join our epic minecraft server where we defy the laws of aging just like these wacky scientists! at 44, your character will suddenly turn into a baby, complete with diaper and pacifier. but wait, there’s more! at 60, you will transform into a wise old wizard with magical powers to rule the server! who needs botox when you have minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the aging process!

VarentPVP

#GamingCommunity, AdventureServers, competitivegaming, CompetitivePrisons, CreativeExpression, DominanceChallenge, DungeonGameplay, ExcitingChallenges, ExclusiveBonuses, Factions, GamingCommunities, MinecraftAdventure, minecraftprisons, MinecraftRanks, Opprisons, Prison, PrisonEvents, PrisonRewards, Prisonservers, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, ThrillingGameplay, TopPrisonServers, WaterwayQuests

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

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GODFC

Adventure, Challenges, Community, competitive, Difficult, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, GODFC, hobby, Leveling, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, STRONG, Survival, Survival Games, Upgrades, virtual

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Today I will introduce you to a SKYBLOCK server that will satisfy your longings and add new hobbies to you. First of all, our server is a difficult level in terms of economy. It is neither like the overrated servers nor the servers with very low economy. This server will not tire you but will take your time to be very strong.

45.94.170.86:25596

GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, activism, America, appreciation, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Dedicated, fan base, Followers, Grateful, Gratitude, Groypers, GroypersCraft, Loyal, Minecraft, movement, patriotism, Political, recognition, Server, Supporters, thank you, thankful, thanks

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	136085	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	5345
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	122	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	5136
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	323	Votes:	9828
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Potions Brewed:	94
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!