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Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	174
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.

also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyConflictMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	515090
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	5857
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	6595
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Towns Built:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Votes:	4548
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6527
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ores Mined:	8880
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	5081
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4640
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Votes:	9630	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!