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MineCraftyLoveBug
Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames! -
Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance! -
Cute Pupper Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of adorable baby pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo blocks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the rarest diamond ore in the game can only be found on our server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So come join us and experience the cutest and craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! And who knows, you might even find true love with a blocky panda…because as they say, “he’s so cute I wuv him <3" -
Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
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BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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ChopCraft: The Chainsaw Chronicles
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we take family bonding to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we chain our dear fami together in the most hilarious ways possible.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that can fly around the map and shoot fireworks from their tails.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while battling creeper mobs with glow sticks.
So come join us for a ridiculously good time on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few chains here and there)!
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SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity! -
Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!
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Noble Lands Survival
New season ! as of 1.18 release date
SHOPPING DISTRICT
Discord: discord.gg/N4eMQuGWNy
we’re survival smp server with a small discord community, pretty much full freedom in world just follow the little rules we have. shopping district near spawn just follow path, we also have dynmap to see around ! 😀 join discord to find link to that.
Hope to see you around 😀
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