Dear Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	3173
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance!

Cute Pupper Minecraft Server

#emoticon, adorable, adoration, Affection, affectionate, animal, Beloved, charming, cute, Darling, Dear, endearing, Fondness, Heart, lovable, love, Minecraft, pet, Precious, pupper, Server, SWEET, wuv

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1660S, ai, Bio Weapon, Corporations, Dear, dear nvidia, Donations, Drama, drama queen, graphic designer, Graphics Card, groceries, INTENSE GAME, jewish company, Jobs, Minecraft, nvidia, pyramid scam, retards, savings, senior designer, smp, turkish boy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

Affection, babe, baby, BaeCraft, Beloved, boo, Boyfriend, Call, Darling, Dear, Diamond, endearment, Honey, husband, love, Male, Men, miner, names, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, sweetheart

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

ChopCraft: The Chainsaw Chronicles

action, Adventure, Anime, chains, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, Chronicles, dark humor, Dear, Demons, family, FANTASY, Horror, love, loyalty, Manga, power, Protection, relationships, strength, Supernatural, well-chained

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	133	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we take family bonding to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we chain our dear fami together in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that can fly around the map and shoot fireworks from their tails.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while battling creeper mobs with glow sticks.

So come join us for a ridiculously good time on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few chains here and there)!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2046	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Votes:	3226
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ores Mined:	5662
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1303	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4689
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	200	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	6122	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyMedics: No Strikes, Just Pixels

BlockyMedics, criminal justice, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, India, Justice, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, murder, nationwide strike, patient care, pixels, protest, public health, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, strikes, trainee, violence against women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the doctors are on strike and the hospitals are empty cuz they too busy playin minecraft! who needs medical attention when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers, amirite? plus, rumor has it that the trainee’s ghost haunts the server, giving out special quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. join now for a medical thrill like no other!

HolierThanThouCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the players are so morally superior they practically poop rainbows. if you want to feel like a peasant compared to these holier-than-thou gamers, then this is the place for you. the better-than-average effect is in full swing here, so get ready to be put in your place by some seriously antagonistic personalities. who knew playing minecraft could be so morally enlightening? come join the fun and see if you can handle the superiority complex of our players. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.