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LavrovCraft: No Trump Deals!

Ukraine, eastern europe, Politics, sanctions, Lavrov

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. you gotta join because like, russia rejected trump’s peace deal on ukraine, like what even is that? but like, on this server, we make peace with everyone, even if they reject us. we’re all about spreading love and unity, man. come join us and be a part of something totally rad and out of this world. plus, we have like, the best parties and events that will blow your mind. so like, what are you waiting for? come join us now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, dude!

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

DISCOUNTS, gaming discounts, 1.20.3, frosty, holiday

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

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Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

inspite, FILTERS, Genetic, wordplay, winning

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!

Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

liberal, Normalization, Israel, Prices, voter base

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

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RegretCraft

financial decisions, Investments, RegretCraft, budgeting, frugality

Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

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Minecraft SMP: /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

Smartphone, electronics, TWS IEM reviews, Technology, Chink Shit General

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the only rule is to embrace the cheap chink shit of the internet? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things sketchy and too good to be true!

Join us for outrageous discussions about TWS IEM reviews, new guides that are a work in progress, and links to the installgentoo wiki for all your chink shit general needs. Share your Mergeboss links and find out what headphones/earbuds to buy, what cheap smartphone to get, or even what emulation device to snag.

But that’s not all! Stay tuned for the latest news and updates, because life is complicated but our server is here to make it a little more lolzy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s embrace the chaos together!

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GazaCraft: No Deals, Just Blocks

Government, blocks, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, hostage killings

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build the white house but with a twist – it’s run by hamas and they keep taking hostages! will they ever make a deal with israel or will it just be chaos and drama all the time? find out by joining our server and witnessing the madness firsthand! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama and build your own secret base. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and let the chaos begin!

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WhopperCraft99

fast food chains, cultural phenomenon, Food Industry, cheap eats, burger king

Remember the good ol’ days when you could get a 99 cent Whopper in the USA? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that – a delicious deal that you won’t believe! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated burgers, epic battles with creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on down and experience the nostalgia of cheap Whoppers and even cheaper thrills on our server!

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MonsterHuntMC Server

Iceborne, capcom, Sunbreak, DISCOUNTS, fanatical

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because we’ve got a Monster Hunter bundle that will make you drop your diamond sword in awe! Forget about Rise, Sunbreak, or any “deluxe” DLC nonsense – just snag World and Iceborne for a steal! Join us and slay creepers like they’re Rathalos, mine diamonds like they’re Zinogre scales, and build epic structures that would make even the Elder Dragons jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and level up your Minecraft game to epic proportions!

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Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

squad, iem, Sites, Guide, emulation device

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

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