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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9590 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 2586 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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