Dealmaking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

controversial, strategy, Alliance, Manipulation, Négotiation

Lolz, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where Trump is the admin and he’s like super transactional, bro. If you want something from Trump, you gotta give him something first, like diamonds or enchanted golden apples or something. And get this, Putin is on the server too and he’s all like, “Yo Trump, give me Ukraine.” And Trump’s like, “Sure bro, but what are you gonna give me in return?” And Putin’s like, “I’ll give you a stack of emeralds and a pet polar bear.” And Trump’s like, “Deal!”

So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans

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CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

Netanyahu, Conflict, diplomatic language, hostage deal, Diplomacy

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

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Jan6thConspiracyCraft

truth decay, Jan6thConspiracyCraft, truth distortion, Misinformation, denialism

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the conspiracy theory that january 6th never happened!! build your base in the shape of a tin foil hat to protect yourself from the government spies watching your every move. participate in daily quests to uncover the truth behind the fake news and earn special rewards like a diamond pickaxe with built-in truth serum. team up with other players to raid the secret government base hidden deep underground and expose the lizard people controlling the world. don’t be a sheep, join our server and wake up to the truth!

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LonelyCraft: CDC Approved

mental health crisis, Loneliness, mental health stigma, LonelyCraft, social support

so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.

we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”

so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!

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MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

Collaboration Web Event, clorinde, Redeemable Codes, character banner, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and excitement!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you come across a hidden village filled with talking animals and magical creatures. They beckon you to join them on a quest to uncover the secrets of the Silent Sands and defeat the evil Clorinde.

But that’s not all! Our server also features daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. And don’t forget about our weapon banners, including the legendary Absolution sword that can slice through anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

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PixelRain Minecraft Server

mysterious atmosphere, Creature, Exploration, 2D, Atmospheric

Are you tired of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has a GPS feature that will guide you to your destination with just a click of a button! No more wandering aimlessly and getting lost in the wilderness like a lost puppy. Join us and never have to ask yourself, “where the fuck am I supposed to go??” again!

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TripTrioNoGo

college students, honeymoon, pick me up, Accommodation, feelings

Are you tired of friends trying to crash your romantic trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests! No more awkward conversations about sleeping arrangements or having to explain that this trip is meant for you and your significant other only.

On our server, you can create your own paradise without any interference from friends who just want a free ride. Build a cozy cabin for two, explore hidden caves together, and watch the sunset in peace. Say goodbye to manipulative friends who only care about using you for their own benefit.

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your perfect getaway without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Build, explore, and relax in your own private world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. See you in the game!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

bang for your buck, CraftyCraze, budget-friendly, worthwhile purchase, worth every penny

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out hugs instead of explosions, and pigs fly (literally, they have wings). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the ability to ride a unicorn through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FoodieCraft: WishfulEats

food variety, granted, food sustainability, food distribution, food production

Are you tired of boring old food in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a magical food system where every time you eat, you gain a random superpower! Want to shoot fireballs out of your hands after eating a pork chop? Done! Want to turn invisible after munching on a carrot? No problem! Join our server and experience the wildest food adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary Golden Apple that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser beam eyes! Join now and feast your way to victory!

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CraftyRussian Minecraft Server

military aggression, Evidence, War Crimes, russia, humanitarian crisis

come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!

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