Dealmaking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

power dynamics, strategy, trade-off, controversial, leverage

Lolz, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where Trump is the admin and he’s like super transactional, bro. If you want something from Trump, you gotta give him something first, like diamonds or enchanted golden apples or something. And get this, Putin is on the server too and he’s all like, “Yo Trump, give me Ukraine.” And Trump’s like, “Sure bro, but what are you gonna give me in return?” And Putin’s like, “I’ll give you a stack of emeralds and a pet polar bear.” And Trump’s like, “Deal!”

So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans

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CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

scolding, biden, Diplomacy, Négotiation, MIDDLE EAST

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

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HandwrittenHilarity

digital age, learning, memory retention, fine motor skills, embodied experience

So, like, have you ever thought about how writing by hand is, like, way better than typing for thinking and learning? Like, seriously, there’s some super important stuff happening when you’re scribbling away on paper. It’s, like, all about those cognitive benefits, man.

Join our Minecraft server and, like, experience the power of hand-written notes in a digital world. Your brain will, like, totally thank you for it. Plus, we have, like, magical pens that make your builds ten times cooler. True story, bro.

So, like, come join us and unleash the true potential of your brain while crafting epic creations. Who needs typing when you have the power of the pen, amirite? Let’s get scribbling, my dudes!

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BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

funny, Victory, DAGGERS, loyalty, Minecraft

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

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SpaniCraft Server

decision, la liga, spain, Competition, review

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

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FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Server, emotions, Trade, Disappointment

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

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MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Therapist, emotional well being, Mental Wellness, Breakthrough, self-care

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Server, loan agreement, Announces, SECURITY

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

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PhoneGainzMC

Endurance, PHONES, Physical, PhoneGainzMC, device

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

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GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

Gut microbiota, gut health, gut Blastocystis, body fat, Microbiome

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

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