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AustrianCraft2021

Austria, Austrian election, Austrian politics, AustrianCraft2021, CONSERVATIVE, election, european politics, far right, far-right candidate, far-right ideology, far-right movement, far-right party, far-right victory, nationalism, political extremism, Politics, populist, projected winner, Race, right wing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Void Gems Collected:	33	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

black drivers, blocky, Cams, Chicago, civil rights, discrimination, law enforcement, Police, police accountability, racers, racial bias, racial disparities, racial justice, racial profiling, SPEED, speed cameras, study, traffic citations, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stops, traffic violations, unbiased tickets

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	9486	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	704981
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

C:romsgame.rom, C:romsgame.sav, C:UsersUsernameAppDataLocalNuZoomStudiosNuEmulatordatastoreuserfilessavesgame.save, hate, Minecraft, new emulator, nu-coders, old emulator, programming, RetroCraft, Server, Technology, Zoomer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Animals Bred:	116	Crops Grown:	5106
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9094
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

agreeable, Approval, commendable, CONTENT, delightful, Enjoyable, Excellent, favorable, fulfilled, Good, Great, Happy, Impressive.., likable, Minecraft, pleasing, Positive, praiseworthy, Satisfactory, satisfying, smp, well-received

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4274
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4272
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

conformity, controversial beliefs, fear, fear of judgment, hidden beliefs, Individuality, internal conflict, KeepItSecret, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal thoughts, private views, public opinion, public perception, self-censorship, Self-expression, social acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo topics, unpopular opinions, unspoken opinions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!